NEWSFLASH: Important US Election Update

This just in. First Lady Michelle-Antoinette Obama has declared people intending to vote for her husband, Democratic Party nominee al-Barack Hussein Osama, should get to the polls on 2 November to cast their ballot.

That’s right, if you’re intending to vote for Obama, please follow the First “Lady’s” advice and head to the polling place on November 2nd, so you can avoid all those unwashed, inbred, gun-slinging, bible-thumping Republican voters who will be voting on November 6.

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5 Responses to NEWSFLASH: Important US Election Update

  1. while they are at it – can they take MO with them!!!!
    C-CS

  2. Katie says:

    Next time she will tell the voters to get out on Nov. 7th.

  3. MikeH. says:

    Must have had a teleprompter malfunction? :roll:

  4. Mark says:

    I would say to republicans vote early and often.

    As in the old police series Hill Street Blues I would say do it to them before they do it to you.

    After all it’s every Americans right to engage in voter fraud. The Democrats uses taxpayers funds to ensure it occurs.

    If you vote 100 times on election day then it just you stating how much you hate Obama the moron.

    • The Gantt Guy says:

      Mark, the only Republicans who vote early and often are those in that much-maligned constituency, the “former living”. Lifelong Republicans who “pass” into that constituency have an uncanny transformation. They vote many times over for a Democrat. In fact, the “former living” Republican vote for Obama in 2008 was almost identical to the “currently living Conservative” vote that stayed home because voting for McCain was just too icky!