Open house

swim_faster_shark_ocean_motivational_posters_online_funny_hot_sharks_open_water_great_white Gantt’s busy swimming in his “shark free” local waters, (otherwise know as “glacier melt”) so don’t bet on any contribution from him.

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33 Responses to Open house

  1. KG says:

    This headline is bullshit and propaganda:
    ‘U.S. has lower life expectancy than any other wealthy nation because high murder rate and ‘too many guns stored unsafely at home’
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259763/U-S-lower-life-expectancy-wealthy-nation-high-murder-rate-guns-stored-unsafely-home.html
    And if you doubt it’s bullshit, go here:
    http://bastionofliberty.blogspot.co.nz/2013/01/piers-morgan-call-your-office.html

    • Darin says:

      Our life expectancy is so “low”here because we fight wars other of those nations run from.We work harder than those other nations on a whole and we take in over a million immigrants per year mostly from third world countries with little or non existent health care.
      All this and our life expectancy is a 78 average compared to 81 for most of those other nations.

      And anyone who thinks 9,000 deaths per year due to gun violence in a nation of 315,000,000 will somehow swing the stats that far needs remedial math.

  2. KG says:

    ‘Tiger snake found under hospital bed’
    http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/tiger-snake-found-under-hospital-bed/

    Sounds serious, but it was a baby tiger snake. Why ruin a good headline with the facts, eh?

    • Darin says:

      That used to be the true mark of a Hick town when something so mundane is actually considered news?

      Like the time in my town when the bank president’s Holstein gave birth to a Brown and white Holstein calf and it made the front page :mrgreen:

  3. Darin says:

    Brandon is a luckly bastard for more reasons than one :mrgreen:
    http://youtu.be/OmbnTZt2nvg

  4. Andrew Berwick says:

    Truth of the matter is – life expectance, measured as mean of populations – is far too high, and continuing to rise.

    Bludgers simply don’t deserve to live as long as productive citizens.

  5. Darin says:

    “1 million AR-15 mags on backorder-
    http://cnsnews.com/blog/gregory-gwyn-williams-jr/panic-one-million-ar-15-magazines-backorder

    And that’s just one manufacturer.

  6. mawm says:

    Anybody heard from GG since he went swimming?

    Daaa-dum, Daaa-dum, da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dam…………… :mrgreen:

  7. KG says:

    http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif
    therearenosharkstherearenosharkstherearenosharks……..

  8. The Gantt Guy says:

    (1) I’ve not seen them. At least not near the beaches. Ergo: they are not there.
    (2) There’s a bit of a difference between our sharks, and yours!
    (3) Perhaps they don’t eat me because I don’t sexually harass them?

  9. The Gantt Guy says:

    That said, mebbe the beach ain’t so safe?

    :shock:

  10. jonno1 says:

    How do you burgle a cyclist’s house while they’re home at night?

    Wear a giant stop sign and red light on your head – they won’t be able to see you then.

  11. KG says:

    :mrgreen: That’s pretty much my experience of ’em too, jonno.

  12. KG says:

    Thunderstorms all around us tonight, but none right here, dammit.

    • KG says:

      The CNN headline (if they bothered to report such things, that is) would be “Evil Redneck Gun Nut Draws Killer Gun in Public”

      • KG says:

        And I see that hypocritical bastard has just signed a bill authorizing lifetime armed protection for ex-Presidents!

  13. Pascal says:

    Me think Wabbit will wike this. http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/011213.jpg