If Canberra were to be nuked

Posted on September 19, 2014 by KG

would anyone care?

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15 Responses to If Canberra were to be nuked

  1. Michael in Nelson says:
    September 19, 2014 at 19:56

    Ok you Bastard Bitch Cunts, here is a premise for a new documentary series. A one hour dramatization once a week of an atrocity in the name of a religion identified by the perpetrators of an event in the past 15 years. The first half to be devoted to any religion other than Islam (Muslim is Islam). The second half to be that of one from a Muslim. The only caveat is that if you do not have a different episode from a non-Muslim terrorist that you have to run two Islamic atrocities. I would be willing to bet every penny I have in the world and live the rest of my life on the streets in abject poverty if I lose that you would be forced to run the double M episodes within a month. I would be willing to also wager you could run 2 years on double Muslim content and not air them all.

  2. Cadwallader says:
    September 19, 2014 at 20:09

    I wouldn’t give a toss, provided Canberra was the pre-cursor for Wellington, Washington, and numerous other Capitals….

  3. Ronbo says:
    September 19, 2014 at 21:47

    WHAT :?: :!: :?:

    You put a Can of Berries in the microwave and “nuked” them :?: :!: :?: :mrgreen:

    So how many adult brewskis did you have today :?: :mrgreen:

    I can’t speak for Australia, but if the USAF had a general in command by the name of Jack D. Ripper in charge of B-52 nuclear bombers, our capital city, Washington, D.C. would be a big hole in the ground to the cheers of Americans in “flyover country.”http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

    • Darin says:
      September 19, 2014 at 22:05

      Canberra would be just like DC,not only would no one miss it,but the vast majority of the population would rejoice once they finally realise the relief that purging all the bureaucratic bull shit from their lives would bring.

  5. The Gantt Guy says:
    September 20, 2014 at 06:12

    The good thing about this idea, KG, is that there is no reason – other than as the seat of the Federal Government – for Canberra to exist.

    Unlike most capitals, it is stuck right in the middle of nowhere and could easily be excised from Australia without harming “real” Australians!

    • Cadwallader says:
      September 20, 2014 at 07:37

      True but in OZ there are the ridiculous layers of government imposed by the federal system. I have thought that federalism in OZ is due more to geographical size rather than population size, and therefore unwieldy. If Canberra and the federal government was turn to cinders, you still have the state governments which seem equally feral. Below the state governments are local authorities, shires, community boards etc… Where do those pesky tax $$$$$ go? If OZ was an ocean liner it would capsize through being top-heavy. :twisted:

      • The Gantt Guy says:
        September 20, 2014 at 07:43

        Yup, to absolutely all of that Cad. Once you’ve finished with Canberra, you’d have to move on to Spring Street, Melbourne, Macquarie Street Sydney and all the other Houses of Ill Repute in the other State Capitals. From there, move to the Cities and their local council chambers.

        Bugger me, but for a country so proud of its independent rebellious spirit the Aussies love their government, don’t they!

  6. Oswald Bastable says:
    September 20, 2014 at 08:38

    Is there a working Canberra bomber out there?

    (Now I have activated the terrorist watch software :mrgreen: )