Help needed.

Posted on March 17, 2015 by KG

An anonymous friend called Seneca (oops!) got this in his inbox last night, and was hoping that the twisted and depraved gang at CR might be able to help – he has no idea what his “escarpment” might be. Text follows.
Hello handsome!
I found out your page on the Internet, and almost was blinded by your escarpment!
Do you like brave girls? =)
I am Olga from Moscow.

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25 Responses to Help needed.

  1. KG says:
    March 17, 2015 at 10:24

    It’s obviously a coded message – something to do with Crimea.

  2. Wombat says:
    March 17, 2015 at 12:44

    I’ll admit, I had to google “escarpment”, which we might assume was the victim of an erroneous change by a spellchecker.

    I mean, theoretically you could make a case for a woman to have an impressive escarpment, though I don’t think telling them that would get you very far down at the local.

  3. Redbaiter says:
    March 17, 2015 at 12:58

    Look out. Its a scam. It happens all the time. A beautiful Russian women wants you to come to Russia and marry her whereupon she will also give you a million dollars.

  4. Darin says:
    March 17, 2015 at 13:27

    Hopefully Olga is Anna Chapman’s prettier sister. :mrgreen:

  5. jonno1 says:
    March 17, 2015 at 14:53

    I’m devastated at Olga’s unfaithfulness, as she sent me the same message (via her friend Elisa). I believe the escarpment was a reference to my noble brow, representing my superior intellect.

  6. Col. Bunny says:
    March 17, 2015 at 16:00

    I think she was “almost was blinded” by Seneca’s equipment. :shock:

  7. Michael in Nelson says:
    March 17, 2015 at 17:32

    You neve know KG, Seneca may have an ‘escarpment…AKA Manboobs :mrgreen:

  8. Oswald Bastable says:
    March 17, 2015 at 20:23

    I love you long time- give me your SWIFT code…

  9. MacDoctor says:
    March 17, 2015 at 21:19

    Google translate tells us the Russian for escarpment is “OTKOC”.

    Hmmm… :shock:

  10. Ronbo says:
    March 18, 2015 at 00:06

    Bush send that message :!:

    Don’t ask me what is the meaning of the mysterious message from Moscow and since Seneca doesn’t know the meaning it means Seneca is NOT a member of the New World Order :!:

    …and since NO ONE at this website understands the message it proves all are loyal Crusaders :!:

    However, this much is CLEAR – G.W. BUSH SENT IT :!: http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yahoo.gif

  11. Flashman says:
    March 18, 2015 at 06:22

    Spock: Don’t be mislead, Jim. That’s Helen Clarke.

    Kirk: How do you know that?

    Spock: The baritone voice.

  12. Seneca III says:
    March 18, 2015 at 10:00

    Bunch of scurrilous, pisstaking bastards the lot of you. Made my day – thankshttp://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_yes.gif
    S III

    P. S. No, I don’t have either a (photographic) ‘page on the internet’ nor ‘man boobs’ so M in N you would be well advised not to go out in the dark hereafterhttp://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_whistle3.gifhttp://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif

    • KG says:
      March 18, 2015 at 11:15

      “Bunch of scurrilous, pisstaking bastards the lot of you.”
      Thanks – we rarely get compliments. :grin:

  13. andy5759 says:
    March 18, 2015 at 11:00

    The boss at my old works lost his wife to cancer when they were in their fifties. She knew that he needed a woman, and she knew that his work would make finding the right one difficult. So they searched the internet together. The lovely lady, of a similar age, turned out to be as close to perfect for him as could be. She is a Russian ethnic hailing from Kazakhstan, a hard worker and ambitious. This new wife quickly set about inviting her nieces and nephews to visit. The idea was to get them wed, it worked. The first niece was a delightful creature. Within six months the contract(s) were fulfilled. The next was a cousin, I am advised by those who know that he was quite a catch too. In short order that job was also done. Now, when considering the occasional barter system in Kazakhstan for all things from turnips to tractors, from wives to dishwashers, this girl had a value. After much deliberation us lads put her somewhere between a broken down tractor and a lame yak. Simply because she wasn’t lame. She got married off within the year. Must have had Gazprom shares or summat.

  14. Darin says:
    March 18, 2015 at 14:22

    Reminds me of my boss,he and his wife went to Morocco and Lebanon on vacation many years ago.While he was there he had a hotel clerk that spoke good English write down a translation for him.When he got back he had a fancy blouse made up for his wife with all sorts of Arabic writing scrolled into it.

    A few months later she wore the blouse out to dinner with some engineering friends of the boss.One of them was a Saudi,but secular,soon as he saw the blouse he started laughing.The boss’s wife asked him what was so funny and he told her the writing on her blouse.Of course she asked what it meant not having a clue.
    He told her”it says-A Prince offered ten goats and six camels for me” :mrgreen: