I watched it so you didn’t have to.

Watched the Spawn of Satan Rally,AKA the Dim Debate on CNN.

The whole thing was basically a pissing contest to see who grew up the poorest,who was gonna tax the rich the most and who was gonna hand out the most free stuff.But then that’s every debate with the Jackass party.Here is a brief run down of the assorted geriatric communists and sociopaths jockeying for a ride on the Donkeycrat ticket.

Hillary-Sob story,having lived her entire adult life in public housing until someone was kind enough to donate a house in Chappaqua ,Ny to her and Bill,cause nothing says hard up like a gated house,in a gated community with secret service protection.Of course she wants more programs and she’s gonna pay for them by taxing the “f–king rich”(except those who kiss the Clinton ring)

Sanders-A special kind of stupid.Admitted socialist,self hating Jew,peace nic,and apparently amature bondage porn author (hummm…he did keep looking at Hillary uggghhh shudders!) :shock: Favorite candidate of 20 something y/o spoiled trust fund brat college children AKA lazy idiot wankers.

Lincoln Chafee,liberal RINO turned even more liberal Demorat,he’s not going anywhere he’s a paid traitor.

Martin O’malley,another f–king lawyer,he’s the dems eye candy,the one with sex appeal,the one the pajama boy wing of the DNC gets all giggly about .He’s an idiot,if nominated he will carry his home state of Maryland,the folks there figure if he’s president,maybe they can get rid of him.

Jim Webb-Now here is a shocker,I kept asking myself why is he a Democrat?He’s more of a Republican than most Republicans,yet he wears the D badge.The only candidate to have served in the Military,as a Marine,in a legitimate war and was decorated  legitimately with the Navy cross,Silver and Bronze star and Purple Heart.The only candidate on the stage whose foreign policy isn’t completely Batsh-t crazy.Jim,if you ever read this,please turn from the darkside.

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7 Responses to I watched it so you didn’t have to.

  1. K2 says:

    If you want to know why Webb is a Donk, read his history-novel “The Emperor’s General”, basically trashing McArthur as a murderer. It was the Bushes who really got his dander up though, his son joined up and was sent to the Iraq war so he decided to be as much of a pain in the ass to Republicans as possible, and provided the necessary vote to pass Obamacare. He deserves to be in Donkey Hell.

    • Darin says:

      Ah that explains it,thanks for that,still was well to the right of the others,enough that nobody in the audience would vote for him.

  2. The Gantt Guy says:

    Conversation taking place at GOP Central right now:

    Reince Priebus: “So Mitch, John, how the hell are we going to fuck this election up? I mean, we’re in real danger that if we don’t do something monumentally fucking stupid, we’ll have all three-thirds and the bastard rubes in flyover country will expect us to actually fucking do something!”

    Mitch McConnell: “Don’t sweat it, Reince (what kind of fucked up nancy name is that anyway?). We’ll just nominate another Bush. That’ll send the rubes home on election day, we can all kiss Hillary’s ring and spend another 8 years play fighting. And if Bush gets the squirts and pulls out, we’ll draft Mitt. That’ll be good for a laugh.”

    John Boehner: “Where’s my bourbon? It’s supposed to be fucking happy hour!”

    • mawm says:

      Close, but not close enough.

      “Reince I haven’t received my money from xxxxxx yet so I might not push Jeb”

      “The cheque is in the post so carry on trashing Trump. Would you like some ice with that John?”

  3. Ronbo says:

    “Reince Priebus: “So Mitch, John, how the hell are we going to fuck this election up? I mean…”

    It would appear the GOP Ruling Class won’t be able to fuck up the Presidential Election this time because there is an ongoing revolution in the Elephant Party and it looks like The Donald will be the nominee.

    The Donald doesn’t need their stinking money and support.

    …and like the man said, “If I don’t make you – I can’t break you.”

    I think 2016 will be the Republican Year – and then things get real interesting because the Democommies don’t like counter revolutions.

    The poop will hit the fan!