Couple of lines that stand out:
“Let’s talk about abortion, sorry, tell me how this works
Bacteria is life on Mars, but a heartbeat isn’t life on Earth? Weird”
And- ‘Hallelujah, everyone, activism saved the planet
No more plastic straws in paper
Just paper straws wrapped in plastic, congratulations”
Then the Chorus-
People so stupid, people so dumb, people so boo-hoo, wah-wah-wah
Get better issues, we’re gonna run out of tissues, it’s so dumb 
