Clementine Ford needs a psychiatrist

Posted on January 28, 2015 by KG

or a bullet.
“….this is what a feminist utopia would look like”

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33 Responses to Clementine Ford needs a psychiatrist

  1. Alan says:
    January 28, 2015 at 15:56

    Yeah, they would pair off and become two she’s playing he’s without an organ.

  2. Phil Stephenson says:
    January 28, 2015 at 16:10

    Written by a very sick person.

  3. Oswald Bastable says:
    January 28, 2015 at 16:51

    so – Islam with the women in charge…

  4. mistress mara says:
    January 28, 2015 at 17:04

    They want free and accessible abortion! Dear God, what man in his right mind would get within the zone? Ah yeah, I forgot, turkey basters and homosexual men. I note that Stephen Fry and his marital boyfriend want to hear the sound of tiny feet. What have we done. :oops: :cry:

  5. Darin says:
    January 28, 2015 at 18:45

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  6. Tom says:
    January 28, 2015 at 19:07

    I would go for the bullet.

  7. Wombat says:
    January 28, 2015 at 19:29

    My response to this kind of drivel?

    “Ever worked in a female dominated workforce, toots? Real utopias, aren’t they.” :mrgreen:

    Aside, the title for your article should read “Clementine Ford needs a 12 inch sedative.”

    And I need sensitivity training. :lol:

  8. john says:
    January 28, 2015 at 20:47

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  9. George Romero says:
    January 28, 2015 at 20:51

    Who let that sheila out of the kitchen? :lol:

  10. Michael in Nelson says:
    January 28, 2015 at 22:13

    She would get along just famously with the Booker Prize winner. *spit*

  11. Ronbo says:
    January 29, 2015 at 01:09

    This is satire of feminism…Right? :mrgreen:

    Anyway Re-posted it on my blog titled Feminazi Utopia. :mrgreen:

  12. Brown says:
    January 29, 2015 at 06:36

    It was funny really. They would be all smug until one of them blocked the dunny, a light bulb needed changing or there was a spider. My wife still appreciates being saved from such things but earns more than me because she is darned good at what she does, out shot me and my sons with a .357 revolver (the Asian ranger owner said she was natural born kirrer) and liked American Sniper. Magic, a kind and generous woman comfortable in her own skin.

    • KG says:
      January 29, 2015 at 06:46

      “Magic, a kind and generous woman comfortable in her own skin.”
      Same here, Brown. :grin: I thank the Lord every day for the one I married..

  13. Mathew says:
    January 29, 2015 at 09:49

    It’s funny isn’t it, all the utopias promised by the peace loving, tolerant, understanding (promise) left always involve a lot of shooting, dominating, ruling over, violence, thuggery and killing of those disagreeing with them.

    • KG says:
      January 29, 2015 at 12:22

      Remember, Adolf was a lefty too, Mathew. As was Pol Pot etc etc etc.
      Why anybody thinks our brand of leftards would behave any differently – given absolute power – is a mystery to me.

  14. andy5759 says:
    January 29, 2015 at 10:23

    Stupid woman. Total waste of space.

    • Ronbo says:
      January 30, 2015 at 01:34

      In one context I disagree: This was a first class parody of feminism and bet if I C&S ed the article posted it on a conservative website like Free Republic under my name as satire, I’d get a blog burst :!: :mrgreen:

      • andy5759 says:
        January 30, 2015 at 10:08

        Yeah, you’re right. My problem is a total lack of humour when it comes to progressive, green, feminist, rug munching, gerbil hiding leftards. Well, almost a total lack, I still have fun taking the piss when I meet one.

  15. Seneca III says:
    January 31, 2015 at 01:02

    RULES OF THE SISTERHOOD
    Any sister caught trying to parallel park will be banished unless suffering from PMT at the time.
    Any sister found not to be hormonally self-castrated will be confined to an institution with a dildo of their choice.
    Any sister found to be in possession of less than fifty pairs of shoes will be forced to walk barefoot on red hot coals.
    No more than six sisters will be permitted to screech at each other at any given time
    Any sister using the words ‘man’ or ‘men’ will be flogged with a perfumed tampon and sent for re-education.
    House, vehicle and equipment maintenance is banned and will be replaced by replacement shopping whereby any sister who gives up shopping before she drops will be immediately sent out again with a brand new credit card.
    Any sister with more than two hundred and fifty pairs of shoes is eligible for election to the Governing Council provided she eliminated at least one testosterone reservoir during her time in the real world.
    Nipple rings are mandatory but nipple bars in the shape of a penis are barred.
    Any sister caught wearing suspenders will be suspended from them.
    Any sister attempting to use logic will be executed on the spot even if suffering from PMT at the time.
    Signed: Sister Clytemnestra.