Maori moron pollutes Australian beaches

25 Responses to Maori moron pollutes Australian beaches

1. Adolf Fiinkensein says:

   May 22, 2012 at 17:06

   If that’s pollution, let’s have more of it. :whoop
2. KG says:

   May 22, 2012 at 17:17

   I’m fussier than that.
3. Moist von Lipwig says:

   May 22, 2012 at 17:36

   Saves the shark picking cotton out of it’s teeth when the inevitable happens.
4. KG says:

   May 22, 2012 at 17:39

   
5. mara says:

   May 22, 2012 at 19:33

   Nah, it’ll just use one of her ribs as a toothpick.
6. KG says:

   May 22, 2012 at 19:45

   Unlike Adolf, I don’t find dimwits attractive. Naked dimwits are even less attractive.
   • Kris K says:

     May 23, 2012 at 15:43

     For a minute there, KG, I thought you said, “Native dimwits are even less attractive.”
     • KG says:

       May 23, 2012 at 16:39

       That too, Kris.
       • Kris K says:

         May 23, 2012 at 16:45

         Mind you, she has got that even all-over tan going on …
         • KG says:

           May 23, 2012 at 16:55

           I like tan lines! They’re proof of um…err…never mind.
7. KG says:

   May 22, 2012 at 20:37

   Everybody (including Wabbit) loathes South Australia:
   http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/final_16/#commentsmore
8. Katie says:

   May 23, 2012 at 01:30

   What no pictures?

   :rant
   • KG says:

     May 23, 2012 at 05:53

     http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/nude-surfer-marama-kake-makes-waves-on-sunshine-coast-with-environmental-message/story-e6freoof-1226360662431
     • The Gantt Guy says:

       May 23, 2012 at 06:59

       Ya had to go and do it, didn’t you?
       • Darin says:

         May 23, 2012 at 08:52

         Sustainible my arse,that’s a Fiberglass board :rant
         • Katie says:

           May 23, 2012 at 09:00

           At least she is bio-degradable. Should give a shark no problem.
       • KG says:

         May 23, 2012 at 09:45

         Katie wanted pictures of naked wimmin. We aim to please.
         
         • Darin says:

           May 23, 2012 at 09:59

           FFS! #28,572 :censor

           http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/epa-nascar-green-deal-covers-everything-racing/640431

           I gave up on NASCAR 20 years ago when the sport was sissyfied by introducing restrictor plates and ending “run whatcha brung” now this crap.I guess next thing will be the Indy Prius Racing League or some other gay arse nonsense :rant
           • Ciaron says:

             May 23, 2012 at 10:49

             Bring back Group B! :whoop
             • KG says:

               May 23, 2012 at 10:57

               We aim to provide a safe and enjoyable experience for all stakeholders and safety will always be our paramount concern. The elimination of noise, pollution and hazards will allow families of various cultural backgrounds to participate in a gender neutral, non-judgemental inclusive fashion thus promoting and preserving the finest traditions of NASCAR competitions.
               Our new motto is Sustainable Speed!
               • Ciaron says:

                 May 23, 2012 at 14:10

                 Fuck that. We want cars that do 60mph in sub 2 seconds, have stupifying levels of grip, yet still seem uncontrolable and burst into flames on impact.
               • KG says:

                 May 23, 2012 at 16:56

                 We do. :popcorn
9. Sir Scumsucker says:

   May 23, 2012 at 07:37

   Personally I like bimbos. But don’t tell Lady Scumsucker! :whoop
   • The Gantt Guy says:

     May 23, 2012 at 10:00

     Sir Scummy, I suspect you like the *idea* of bimbos, but the reality is somewhat different. After all, it isn’t all rampant rogering. At some point, you have to engage them in conversation, at which point the allure wears off in a big hurry!
10. Octagongrappler says:

    May 23, 2012 at 12:56

    Whata a Maori??? Is that like a Mouldy?