Maori moron pollutes Australian beaches

‘A quirky Kiwi woman has made waves in Australia by taking to the surf wearing nothing more than a smile.
Naked surfer Marama Kake says her brave style started on New Zealand beaches.
She has described her choice of bathing outfit as her “sustainability suit” and says she wants to spread a message of sustainable surfing…’
Bloody wanker–how is naked surfing more “sustainable” than surfing in a swimsuit? The woman is an exhibitionist clown.

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If that’s pollution, let’s have more of it. :whoop

I’m fussier than that.

Saves the shark picking cotton out of it’s teeth when the inevitable happens.

Nah, it’ll just use one of her ribs as a toothpick.

Unlike Adolf, I don’t find dimwits attractive. Naked dimwits are even less attractive.

Kris K on May 23, 2012 at 15:43 said:

For a minute there, KG, I thought you said, “Native dimwits are even less attractive.”
- KG on May 23, 2012 at 16:39 said:
  
  That too, Kris.
  - Kris K on May 23, 2012 at 16:45 said:
    
    Mind you, she has got that even all-over tan going on …
    - KG on May 23, 2012 at 16:55 said:
      
      I like tan lines! They’re proof of um…err…never mind.

Everybody (including Wabbit) loathes South Australia:
http://blogs.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/timblair/index.php/dailytelegraph/comments/final_16/#commentsmore

What no pictures?

:rant

KG on May 23, 2012 at 05:53 said:

http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/nude-surfer-marama-kake-makes-waves-on-sunshine-coast-with-environmental-message/story-e6freoof-1226360662431
- The Gantt Guy on May 23, 2012 at 06:59 said:
  
  Ya had to go and do it, didn’t you?
  - Darin on May 23, 2012 at 08:52 said:
    
    Sustainible my arse,that’s a Fiberglass board :rant
    - Katie on May 23, 2012 at 09:00 said:
      
      At least she is bio-degradable. Should give a shark no problem.
  - KG on May 23, 2012 at 09:45 said:
    
    Katie wanted pictures of naked wimmin. We aim to please.
    - Darin on May 23, 2012 at 09:59 said:
      
      FFS! #28,572 :censor
      
      http://washingtonexaminer.com/politics/washington-secrets/2012/05/epa-nascar-green-deal-covers-everything-racing/640431
      
      I gave up on NASCAR 20 years ago when the sport was sissyfied by introducing restrictor plates and ending “run whatcha brung” now this crap.I guess next thing will be the Indy Prius Racing League or some other gay arse nonsense :rant
      - Ciaron on May 23, 2012 at 10:49 said:
        
        Bring back Group B! :whoop
        
        KG on May 23, 2012 at 10:57 said:
        
        We aim to provide a safe and enjoyable experience for all stakeholders and safety will always be our paramount concern. The elimination of noise, pollution and hazards will allow families of various cultural backgrounds to participate in a gender neutral, non-judgemental inclusive fashion thus promoting and preserving the finest traditions of NASCAR competitions.
        Our new motto is Sustainable Speed!
        
        Ciaron on May 23, 2012 at 14:10 said:
        
        Fuck that. We want cars that do 60mph in sub 2 seconds, have stupifying levels of grip, yet still seem uncontrolable and burst into flames on impact.
        
        KG on May 23, 2012 at 16:56 said:
        
        We do. :popcorn

Personally I like bimbos. But don’t tell Lady Scumsucker! :whoop

The Gantt Guy on May 23, 2012 at 10:00 said:

Sir Scummy, I suspect you like the *idea* of bimbos, but the reality is somewhat different. After all, it isn’t all rampant rogering. At some point, you have to engage them in conversation, at which point the allure wears off in a big hurry!

Whata a Maori??? Is that like a Mouldy?

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