“I was born in Oslo, Norway, the son of a Volvo factory worker and part-time ice fisherman. My mother was a backup singer for Abba. They were good folks. In Chicago, I discovered I was black, and I have remained so ever since.”
Source: Powerline
“I was born in Oslo, Norway, the son of a Volvo factory worker and part-time ice fisherman. My mother was a backup singer for Abba. They were good folks. In Chicago, I discovered I was black, and I have remained so ever since.”
Source: Powerline
He’s a born again, you know.
By his own words, he was born in Kenya and then born again in Hawaii.
No wonder the polls are tanking.
“The Moscow President”
PLOT:
In the early 1980s, the evil Russian Communists capture a poor little black boy in Hawaii, transport him to Siberia, and brain wash the innocent lad into becoming the PUSA and attempting to destroy Mother Russia’s greatest enemy.
Will he be successful?
Will Alaska be a Russian province again?
Will he kill The Red Queen in time?
Thrills! Spills! Danger!
YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE ENDING!!!
!!HOLYSHITBLOOEY!!!Yrs Trly wrote that skit!! BlackBerry is a fine* person, believe you me.
BTW**hath thou seen BlackBerry bowing to the Mexican president!!OOMMGGwhat a excrement we had him pegged right at Harvard Law Skool. Gotta Go tata Yrs Trly, Harvard PotatoHead
*f.i.n.e. – Fuckedup. Insecure. Neurotic. Emotional.
**btw – by the way