FFS! Someone please find this idiot a job.

Posted on March 6, 2015 by KG

Washing dishes in a soup kitchen or spell-checking on an M&M production line would seem suitable:
‘Celeste Young – “a sustainability/climate change professional who works as a communication and operational specialist with a particular interest in innovation and the use of creative and business processes” – asks:
How can we help people and communities work through the climate grieving process?
One of Celeste’s excellent grief-coping suggestions:
Another way to help people accept these changes is through cultural activities that support the expression of grief. In Australia, local government, community, and the arts sector have led in this area. Storytelling is often used as it provides a structured and often empowering way of expressing difficult emotions…’
Tim Blair
Apparently taxpayer dollars are necessary to “support the expression of grief”.

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20 Responses to FFS! Someone please find this idiot a job.

  1. Oswald Bastable says:
    March 6, 2015 at 19:20

    Climate change professional?

    Let me think- yes!- umbrella holder!

    • KG says:
      March 6, 2015 at 19:37

      Might be a bit challenging for her, Os. :lol:

      • Oswald Bastable says:
        March 7, 2015 at 09:52

        I see your point. There are two ways you can hold one.

          • Wombat says:
            March 7, 2015 at 16:31

            She could become a busker and stand in the street with a thermometer.

            Then, whenever the thermometer deviates from the determined average world temperature by as much as half a degree she could start screaming “oh my God, it’s climate change, we’re all going to die!”.

            I’ll provide an old guitar case for people to toss change into and we’ll see how much funding she gets when it’s not being ripped directly out of the treasury. :mrgreen:

            • Oswald Bastable says:
              March 7, 2015 at 16:47

              If hanged by the neck, she could have a use as a wind direction indicator.

              And a bloody warning to others :evil:

  2. john says:
    March 6, 2015 at 19:55

    A few suitably timed human sacrifices might help with processing the climate grief. Perhaps Celeste could be the first… :evil:

    • KG says:
      March 6, 2015 at 20:13

      Entombed in ice on Lake Michigan?

      • Seneca III says:
        March 7, 2015 at 10:57

        Can’t be bothered to go to those lengths, KG. Just take it out and pop it in the back of the head with a humane killer before it infects any more young minds. It is beyond any form of redemption; a mind wrecked by superstition is incapable of absorbing and analysing any viable data that is contrary to the dogma of it’s adopted belief system.http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_negative.gif

        • KG says:
          March 7, 2015 at 16:51

          Sigh…you’re right, Seneca. It’d be a waste of time and effort being too creative with her kind.

  3. Col. Bunny says:
    March 6, 2015 at 20:06

    Please stop posting these stories about lunatics. I can’t take it any more! :cry:

  4. Cadwallader says:
    March 7, 2015 at 16:34

    Her description states that she is “transdisciplinary.” Does this mean she’ll whip you and scratch and bite for a single fee? She just might have a use, but I doubt it.

  5. Mathew says:
    March 7, 2015 at 22:25

    No, no, no one has to find this fool a job, jut cut her off from the tax payers teat and kick her loose, she can go out and find herself a job like….. you know…… the rest of us.

    The world out there has a way of straightening out useless parasites like these.