Lord preserve us from “experts”:

Posted on April 20, 2012 by KG

‘An addiction expert has accused soft drink companies of “drug dealing” in the wake of the death of a 30-year-old woman who drank 7.5 litres of Coca-Cola a day…’
Of course, the woman wasn’t just a fuckwit who ignored the commonsense “everything in moderation”  approach….now her sad case is fodder for the zealots.

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23 Responses to Lord preserve us from “experts”:

  1. Cadwallader says:
    April 20, 2012 at 10:07

    Apparently she also smoked and drank too much liquor. But: The evil multi-national must be blamed! She is an idiot and her end seems befitting. (I don’t mean she had a big arse!) :whoop

  2. Findalis says:
    April 20, 2012 at 11:04

    How do you drink 7.5 liters of any soft drink in a day?

    :wtf

    • Ciaron says:
      April 20, 2012 at 11:07

      I used to drink a 2.5 in my lunch break no worries. I only did so because Onehunga water tasted appaling and Coke was the next cheapest option… :oops:

      • Darin says:
        April 20, 2012 at 12:16

        I can chug a 2l hot,what’s the big deal???

        Maybe she had another type Coke addiction?

  3. Tom says:
    April 20, 2012 at 13:38

    No one should drink coke straight,it should be diluted with rum.

  4. Andrei says:
    April 20, 2012 at 14:22

    Don’t worry – they are just softening us up for an excise duty on soft drinks – to “send a price signal”, as they say, in order to stop the poor from drinking them.

    In other words more tax for them to misspend.

  5. mawm says:
    April 20, 2012 at 16:49

    What they will not tell you is that if you drink excessive amounts of water over a prolonged period you will have the same problems. The coke is probably better as it contains some sodium, and with water intoxication (essentially this is what she had) you get a low sodium and go dilly first.

  6. mara says:
    April 20, 2012 at 17:30

    I wonder the condition of her 8 welfare children, conceived in a coke storm. I guess it makes a change from foetal alcohol syndrome and will agitate the useless child protection agencies. :popcorn

  7. ZenTiger says:
    April 20, 2012 at 18:02

    There goes the “coke adds life” campaign :cheers

  8. WAKE UP says:
    April 21, 2012 at 09:02

    Headlines in today’s NZ Herald tell the sad story of a guy who stuck his weekly $2300 paypacket strauight into the poker machines every week, ewith the attendant bleating about whose fault that might be (starting with the pokies). I’ve never done anything like that – I suppose that’s the poker machines’ fault too. :evil:

  9. Right Wing Theocrat says:
    April 21, 2012 at 13:20

    I noticed recently that there is a war on sugar now, with shrill calls for taxes on it and what not. Personally I’ve cut back on sugar and I like the results, but it doesn’t mean we need to start taxing sugar and all that. As you said so well (fuckwit – classic), people need to wake up to their own stupidity, or pay the price.

    And what’s the bet this addiction ‘expert’ is in favor of legalizing the hardcore coke.