You can have my coffee mug

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and I’ll pry it from your cold, dead hands:
‘Caffeine is so dangerous that it should be regulated like alcohol and cigarettes, warns leading expert
In just one year, the substance killed four people in Sweden, adds Dr James.
Hell, in just one year, bathtubs killed as many people in Sweden.
He says that caffeine – in the form of energy drinks – also offsets the sedating effects of alcohol and encourages people to drink more.
So, it’s a good thing, then?
Furthermore, there is a ‘growing body of evidence’ which indicates that compared to alcohol alone, adding caffeine increases the risk of having unprotected sex, experiencing or committing sexual assault, drink driving and being violent.
And it causes premature hair loss, acne and ingrown toenails too.
There is also evidence that caffeine consumption by children may also make them more likely to use alcohol, drugs and smoke in the future…’
Wabbit has irrefutable evidence that eating vegetables makes children more likely to use alcohol, drugs and smoke in future. Every alcoholic druggie smoker he’s met had eaten vegetables as a kid.
Last week, butter was bad for us. This week, it’s ok. Last year, eggs were killer capsules of death–this year, they’re a good source of protein. Why the hell should we listen to anything “experts” say?

20 thoughts on “You can have my coffee mug”

  1. Hell’s teeth! “Regulate” in this context means “ban” as the Greenies generally demand. I suppose this “leading expert” will be sucking off the taxpayer teat in a comfortable position. How on earth can additional caffeine lead to unprotected sex? If I have read a non-sequitur thus far this year then that is it!

  2. This clown is ” head of the department of psychology at Reykjavik University, Iceland”
    I rest my case…..

  3. I usually have around four or five coffees as soon as I get up in the mornings.
    Somehow, I’ve failed to experience an urge to shoot up heroin, sexually assault someone or punch out the nearest old lady. :evil:

  4. Oh great,I guess that will be the next thing banned by mayor Doomberg :roll:

    Three cups of Coffee and Chicory strong enough to etch a stainless spoon is what powers my day.

    Besides coffee has been proven to stop crime-
    http://youtu.be/qoXDzsuqXFg?t=1m46s

    • Chicory essence: I have not had chicory essence since my grandmother used to store it. Good stuff full of a trillion calories. I also remember sarsaparilla (sp?) That was a gorgeous sweet drink too.

      • Cafe Dumonde in New Orleans,one of the good things about New Orleans that’s still there-
        http://www.cafedumonde.com/you-tube

        Sarsaparilla,used to be popular here too,but was replaced by Root Beer which was flavored with Sassafras root extract,until the FDA banned it.
        It grows all over around here and in my younger years working as a Sawmill millwright it was always a pleasure to work at a mill that had been sawing Sassafras lumber.It has a unique sweet smell that goes right to the taste buds as soon as it hits the Sinuses.
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sassafras

  7. Caffeine is so dangerous that it should be regulated

    Spoken like a true progressive.
    No so dangerous you can’t drink it, just needs regulating.
    When anything looks popular, whine that we need more government to protect us from ourselves.

    I don’t want any protection from myself, but I certainly need protection from this fool.

  8. Don’t be silly, Zen! How on earth would you know what breakfast cereal to eat, how long to stay out in the sun and how fast you should be driving, without Nanny to tell you?
    Sheesh…… :roll:

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