‘A MAN has been killed in bed after a cow fell through the roof. His mum said “I didn’t bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow”…’
Few people do…
‘A MAN has been killed in bed after a cow fell through the roof. His mum said “I didn’t bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow”…’
Few people do…
How the fuck did fat bitch cow Judge Debra Nelson get to Australia

One question:
How did the cow get on the roof? And why?
OK that was 2 questions.
Hmmm…dunno. They tend to stay off roofs around here.
More or less the same
Immigration backlog tops 500,000 and will take 37 years to clear, warn MPs
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/10176439/Immigration-backlog-tops-500000-and-will-take-37-years-to-clear-warn-MPs.html
Who do you think is the man in bed?
In Spain they don’t fall through the roof so we found an other way the cow can kill us.
http://youtu.be/wo-YnoYsaVM
Off topic: George Zimmerman NOT GUILTY!!!!!
Hilarious!
Reminds me of a story a few years ago where some thieves (in Norway or Sweden) were caught when a moose fell onto their car. (Apparently the moose went off a cliff or steep bank onto the road).