45 thoughts on “Open house

  1. My very elderly leftist Democrat Uncle asked me what I thought of the situation in Syria. I said that as long as a bunch of crazy moslems were killing each other, I was disinclined to interfere. so, I agree with Mrs. Palin.

  2. Sheesh! All I wanted was another Leupold ‘scope and you’d think it was the bloody Pentagon procurement process for uranium or F16 engines…..
    Emails, ‘phone calls, live chats….all to tell me they don’t have it in stock (after accepting the effing order) and they don’t know when they might have it! :evil:

  3. I reckon the anointed one must have been crap at maths to believe that Allah’s promised 72 virgins is a good deal. Either that, or he has a low libido. 365 days per year divide by 72 virgins … err. divided by mumble … my maths was crap too, but this “virgin deal” to bring down the West doesn’t seem worth the effort.
    ps, don’t you have to blow yourself into atmospheric mince to personally qualify? Will his wife leave him when she figures this out? So many questions. I shall have to ask Oprah.

    • Oprah. Yes, that’s it, ask Oprah. I was just about to write her an email, asking for her thoughts on the mystery of quantum entanglement.
      Oprah will know. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_smile.gif

  4. Teachers, sigh. Blue eyes vs brown eyes …. piffle. Mine are light green which proves occularism. I would have been DISCRIMINATED against and I am therefore OFFENDED. Where do I apply for compensation? :roll:

    • Right after me–I have blue eyes, which means I’m bloody tired of carrying the white man’s burden.

      • Pffftt…think you two have it bad,I got blue eyes and blond hair,I may as well Goose step everywhere I go :mrgreen:

        For more fun,the experiment should be expanded till the end of the year and grade point averages compared with eye color.http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gif

  5. A BRISBANE schoolgirl is set to study at one of the world’s most prestigious universities after securing a mind-boggling near-perfect score on a notoriously difficult admissions test.

    Linda Chang, a Year 12 student at Stretton State College, scored 2370 out of a possible 2400 after sitting the US SAT university entrance exam, putting her in the 99.9 percentile and on the path to study law at Harvard University.

  6. Egyptian Liberal Newspaper Claims Obama Is A Muslim Brotherhood Member, Says MB Leader Threatens To Release “Papers” Proving His Membership…

    LINK

      • Now you see, I don’t understand how you could possibly be so gullible that you’d be taken in by a document which would be easily forged and fabricated. Anyone with half an hour to spare could use a laser printer with a facsimile template of official-looking seals and fancy font to produce a document which would dupe you radical right-wing racist nutjobs into believing Emperor Barry I is something he’s not. Oh, hang on a minute…oops. :oops:

        OK then, well if that document does appear, it would just be a plot by the radical right-wing racist nutjobs in the KKK MB against Emperor Barry. Those racist scum have always hated him for the way he bowed down to them, gave them fighter jets and killed a country’s leader in order to give them ownership of that country. Oh, hang on a minute…oops :oops:

        Well then .. .SHUT UP RRRRAAAACCCCCCIIIIIISSSSSTTTTTT!!!! http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

    • A REPUBLICAN GWB FORGERY :!: :mrgreen:

      If the Democommies didn’t have George W. Bush and the GOP to blame for everything THEY ACTUALLY DO and all their many failures, they would have had to INVENT the Republicans and George Bush.

      It’s kinda like the Stalinists blaming Trotsky for the famine in the 1930s, the Great Terror and the “sabotage” of Soviet industry years after Stalin ran Trotsky out of the country. :mrgreen:

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