The latest Woodpile Report is up.

Posted on September 11, 2013 by KG

A sample:
‘Obama is our first Affirmative Action President. We deserve what we got. The one open fact of his otherwise secretive provenance is his teenage mentor, a committed communist and pederast. From this alone it was soon clear we’d sent a boy to do a man’s job, and not even a standup boy of the “pardon me” kind, but an androgynous adolescent satisfying his inner Caligula to applause from the perpetually misty eyed. Technically he’s—it’s?—wedded to a becostumed, stunningly dimwitted and often bizarre she-beast. We’re almost relieved to know he’s in fact wedded to himself…’

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4 Responses to The latest Woodpile Report is up.

  1. HarvardPotatoHead says:
    September 12, 2013 at 04:22

    !!!relieved* to know he’s in fact wedded to himself!!! Affirmative Action is only D 1/2 of it say yvT after it seems like a lifetime of bowing and scraping here N D BlackBerry Underground Kompound. Diplomatic Pouch relieves herseff on any available projection including even it is said the ovalular Desk what B N D ovule office especially when eXtra megamillions of neutrinos blast through her sweet little head. not only they b affirmative action they be haters of anything white, western r whatever except money** don’t ya C?

    * BlackBerry has assed yours v. trly to stand in 4 him whilst he relieves heseff.
    **expecial white money even better if stolen out of the mouths of babes or school cafeterias!!!Yipes!!!she mussa b lisnN of her special nsa device got to go no kidding help send Darrel over heah via the cigarette boat omg omg kum get me pls pls pls.

  2. Contempt says:
    September 12, 2013 at 04:30

    HPH should be very careful saying stuff like that. KG you should relieve and delete him from his insanity. But these people defy logic. Ain’t that right.

    Did not want to get out of bed this morning. Every time I see an airliner I think of the religion of peace which always seems to be linked to our friends, the Saudi Arabians. Too bad Senor Boosh aided them in their escape.

    Screw government gooks.

  3. Redbaiter says:
    September 12, 2013 at 09:32

    Most well made and funniest video I have seen that totally takes the piss out of Obama supporters.

    “And America is dead-ass broke, so our goal is to raise $1.6 trillion on behalf of the U.S. government.”

    “That’s where you come in.”

    “Even a small donation will make all the difference.”

    “World War III is a very important, very progressive war that Obama tells me is very important. So it must be.”

    “When I first saw the President speak in 2008 in a YouTube clip posted to my Facebook page, I knew he was going to be right all the time. So I support World War III, and IV, and any moon war the President may want to start.”

    “I mean, there is no way that he or the cabal of corporate interests, spy agencies, and shadow bankers who tell him what to do would ever mislead us.”

    “The $1.6 trillion that we raise will help create a war that truly puts the liberal in neo-liberal. There will be millions of troops, thousands of organic, grass-fed bombs, hybrid Prius tanks, rockets controlled by iPads, and drones that play the Lumineers while they attack.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-sdO6pwVHQ#t=69