‘Her Unspeakable Woes

Writing bravely in the Guardian, Icess Fernandez Rojas unearths a new realm of suffering, one hitherto ignored by the unthinking masses:
All I really wanted was a venti, white chocolate mocha without the whip cream.”
No, don’t worry, it isn’t that. Ms Fernandez Rojas does get her beverage. The horror comes before that.
….It’s all very tragic. Our Guardian columnist just wants to “celebrate [her] uniqueness” in an “inclusive society” and her spellchecking software, the subtleties of which apparently elude her, is dashing those hopes. She isn’t being “validated” by Microsoft Word. It’s how utopias die. No, you black-hearted scoundrels, stop that smirking at once….’
David Thompson
Some people have too much time on their hands, not enough to worry about and insufficient brain to work that out.