Well, buy a bloody car, then!

Posted on October 1, 2014 by KG

Instead of inflicting your idiot form of transport on other road users.
‘A proposed law change that could see drivers fined hundreds of dollars for not giving cyclists up to 1.5 metres of space when overtaking has truck drivers worried.
The new law could create situations where trucks and cars are forced to slow down and sit behind cyclists until it is safe to pass – but cyclists say any minor inconvenience is worth it to save lives….’ LINK
As a motorist, I don’t think it’s worth it. The best way to save cyclist’s lives is to get them off their bikes. Too many of them behave like arrogant clowns who think they should have special rights on the road.

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22 Responses to Well, buy a bloody car, then!

  1. Mathew says:
    October 1, 2014 at 10:14

    Let me get this straight, those who own cars are forced to pay taxes via their registration, forced to pass a driving license test, forced to have number plates on their cars and all sorts of other shit these assholes dream up.

    Meanwhile if you’re some arse on a push bike, there’s no tax, no plates, no license, no speed limits, no need to stop at red lights, essentially free-for-all, do whatever the @#*& you want on the road and it’s all good. Anything happens to you and it’s the motorists fault, put some more laws on those shits.

    If it keeps going this way, some cyclists are going to end up on the wrong end of a tire iron, either that or find themselves flying over into a ravine by an unexpected increase in propulsion. So in the interests of their safety, can someone please stop pissing on the motorists and @#$% off.

    And by the way how exactly are we supposed to know when passing the arse on his push bike that we’re 1.5 meters away, are we supposed to pull out the tape measure whilst watching the speedo too?

    • Kathleen says:
      October 3, 2014 at 08:25

      “And by the way how exactly are we supposed to know when passing the arse on his push bike that we’re 1.5 meters away, are we supposed to pull out the tape measure whilst watching the speedo too?”

      I am laughing at you this statement you made because I believe so. These people with rocks in their heads expects people to multitask big time sometimes at the risk of life or limb. It is in the stupid realm of tolerate Muslims at “the expense of your beheading” kind of thing.

  2. mistress mara says:
    October 1, 2014 at 11:48

    Arrogant cyclists often tempt me to “assist” them further to the left by way of a nudge. Same with the slobs who wander slowly across the street in front of me DARING me to mow them down. Were it not for probable, subsequent legal difficulties ……… :twisted: :evil:

  3. mawm says:
    October 1, 2014 at 15:46

    There are plenty of a***holes on the road – both cyclist and motorist (and pedestrian, mara). Boorish, selfish motorists are quite simply a danger to other road users and New Zealand has some of the worst. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_negative.gif

    There is no excuse for the way some motorists behave when there are cyclists on the road and most cyclists need to observe the rules of the road. It is a two way street.

    • Ronbo says:
      October 1, 2014 at 19:14

      I HATE BICYCLES :!: :evil:

      Bicycles are getting to be global problem.

      I live in Seattle, where the socialist mayor and city council ride to work on bicycles and have in some places blocked off half the street for “Bike Lanes.”

      Oh, yes, in Seattle it’s legal to ride bikes on the sidewalks. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_negative.gif

      • mawm says:
        October 2, 2014 at 04:05

        Those bike lanes are bloody useless – to narrow and intermittent to protect cyclists and too much of a hinderance to the flow of traffic – well at least in NZ they are. In addition they are often shared with busses and in my experience bus drivers are the biggest danger to cyclists.

    • Robertv says:
      October 1, 2014 at 20:27

      The stange thing is that most cyclists are motorists too. I’m Dutch and in that country you are born on a bike.

  4. dondiego says:
    October 1, 2014 at 19:46

    The arrogant pricks who dream this nonsense up are too well insulated… I’d love to see the maggots delayed at every. single. step. of their non-cycling lives.

    Example(s):*Pedal back tomorrow for those crucial grocery items, dickhead. The trucks been held up

    *No, haven’t got any shoes/socks/underwear in your size in yet

    *That tv you ordered to replace your ‘recycling’ (H/T Redbaiter) hasn’t arrived

    *Need a prescription filled, see above

    http://angrywhitedude.com/2012/03/angry-white-dude-hates-him-some-bicycle-riders/

  5. Robertv says:
    October 1, 2014 at 20:21

    Both have the right to live but cars and bikes can not live together on the same road. For the same reason pedestrians and bikes can not live together on the same sidewalks.

    http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  6. Darin says:
    October 1, 2014 at 22:07

    Where I live bikes are supposed to follow the same traffic rules as motor vehicles.No riding on the sidewalks,slow traffic holds right,fast traffic holds left.All the same stops and turn signals apply.

    IF everybody follows the rules and practices common sense it all somehow magically works very well.Problem is common sense is a rare trait these days so idiots rule the landscape.

  7. mistress mara says:
    October 1, 2014 at 22:48

    Use your horn mawn.

  8. mistress mara says:
    October 1, 2014 at 23:06

    Reverse that comment mawn. Sorry. I pressed the wrong buttons.

  9. HarvardPotatoHead says:
    October 2, 2014 at 01:48

    !!!TFP!!!*BlackBerry now being quite content with the fullness of his attention grabbing life has axd yours very trulilily to shop on Level 69, BlackBerry’s Underground Kompound, @ D Bike Fashion Shoppe which is near O’Keefe’s Feral Pig Hut featuring all U can eat feral pig and chicken wings for $35 US or 3lbs UK. The Bike Fashionne Shoppee has a sale on of tight fitting bright pink eye candy shorts and shirts for the discriminating male rider plus a free seat designed to gently push balls back into their sockets undt BlackBerry desires yvt 2 pick up a dozen pair for his next bike ride around the golf course which trending events are going as planned for the horse apple contest behind the 19th hole with the president of Harvard Law School being the hangin’ judge and jury however OMG!!!!gotta beep later alligator to all our friends in the 56-57th Steaks. Heading ur way soon! Try to be good, yours very trulily HarvardPotatoHead

    TFP – Tight Fitting Pants.

    • Contempt says:
      October 2, 2014 at 02:02

      :shock: There you go again you stupid turkey. It would be nice on my weekly foray thru the mists of time and space NOT to have to confront Harvard. Damn. Otherwise, For Sale: my little red sportscar 1991 Pontiac SunBird LE Convertible V6, 5 speed 140 Horses capable of reducing traffic to molecules as she thrusts at the reins in a hard gallop. Reduced to $150,000 Confederate! Excellent condition. Needs a little work on transmission. new top, clutch, electrical rehab, upholstery and paint but other than this minor stuff is ready to accept you in her saddle for the ultimate best ride you ever had: $150,000 Confederate, $250,000 US, or two gallons of pickled eggs. Pls contact the bog administraitor for additional info. Thx, Contempt. :roll:

  10. Darin says:
    October 3, 2014 at 11:03

    Lesbian couple stiffed by sperm bank-

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2778009/I-t-let-family-White-lesbian-mother-inseminated-black-man-s-semen-sperm-bank-mixup-says-wanted-blonde-hair-blue-eyed-baby.html

    This probably would not have happened in a conventional relationship,one where she would looker her “sperm donor” in the eye :roll:

  11. Dav says:
    October 6, 2014 at 09:37

    I am wondering if I could rig up a diesel smoke generator? Kinda like what this truck does in the video….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY