Quickies

The horror!
‘Kiwis eat about a million pizzas every week, but  many of the discarded boxes aren’t recycled’
The surprise!
‘Complaints midwives are giving expectant mums dangerous anti-immunisation advice.’
The grin:
‘Would-Be Victim Pulls Gun On Carjacker: ‘So You Woke Up Stupid This Morning?’
Good advice:
An official warning from Massachusetts police:
‘If you see a bear, LEAVE IT ALONE and call us. We certainly don’t need anyone going all Davy Crockett chasing it through the woods drunk with a dull hatchet. It is just a bad idea and not going to end well.’

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