What would once have been “mildly amused”:
‘Road kill outrage
Contractors painted over the animal remains as they made a fresh white line on an Australian highway…’
Girly hysteria is the new normal.
These sensitive clowns should try living in the outback, where dodging ‘roos and repairing the the car after hitting one is routine. 
CrusaderRabbit
FOR LIBERTY
Having to be outraged over nothing is actually a good thing. It’s when they start finding (or making up) nastier more general stuff that things really begin to fall apart.
They’re already doing that, K2.
What’s more, it was once perfectly legal to carry a little .22 in the car or truck and use it to despatch injured animals. Nowadays, they’re left to die by those who lack the wherewithal to put the poor things out of their misery.
Euthanise them?
You’re obviously some kind of sick gun nut looking for an excuse to kill something!
Surely if there’s even the slightest chance the animal could be saved it’s the duty of the attending citizen to transport the (fearful and incredibly dangerous) animal to the nearest veterinary clinic, fielding all costs along the way.
And filling in the appropriate “Unintended Wildlife Encounter” forms…
In triplicate.
Surely it was done by someone who opened his gob too wide in the bar at the end of a heavy night, and has been held to his word by his mates when they sobered up. And nobody will know nuffin’.
Some people just ain’t got no sensayuma.