Defying Nanny:

Posted on September 18, 2015 by KG

‘Surfers ignore warnings as 30cm wave surges hit Christchurch after Chile quake’
  It begins with a ripple…who knows where this will lead? Socialist NZ cannot possibly survive in the face of this massive wave of civil disobedience. Is it the beginning of the Kiwi Spring?
Update!!
There are reports trickling in already that NOT ONE surfer was seen to be wearing a hi-viz vest, safety boots and hard hat. A Health and Safety NZ spokesperson says the area is still too dangerous to allow inspectors to verify these reports.

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14 Responses to Defying Nanny:

  1. mara says:
    September 18, 2015 at 16:40

    You can all now come down from your mountaintop sanctuaries, ditch the tinned beans, bottled water and rationing of toilet paper, The official status of the tsunami situation is now “unusual water conditions.” http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_scratch.gif

  2. Darin says:
    September 18, 2015 at 16:55

    The now common greeting for MSHA and OSHA inspectors here is a click of the heels followed by “Achtung! Everyone vill verk safely or zhey vill be shot!Jawohl”

    Courtesy of yours truly :mrgreen:

  3. Darin says:
    September 18, 2015 at 18:44

    Speaking of swimming-

    http://laist.com/2015/09/17/three_mile_skinny_dip.php

    The comments are slapstick comedy gold! :mrgreen:

  4. Flashman says:
    September 18, 2015 at 19:06

    To be fair, 30 centimeters must seem awfully tall to a civil defense minion with only a button mushroom to dribble through.

  5. Brown says:
    September 18, 2015 at 19:23

    Despite all the piss taking I think the fact of a warning was fine. Its what you do with the info that makes you a dick or not. I wouldn’t have gone, say, floundering after midnight.

    • KG says:
      September 19, 2015 at 08:55

      I have no problem with the warning, because it’s a case of damned if they do and damned if they don’t.
      What pisses me off is the degree of hysteria in the media.

  6. Pascal says:
    September 19, 2015 at 07:49

    An earlier generation of libs would have backed off in the face of all this ridicule KG. I am certain it now falls on the hubris deafened ears of its targets.

    Need I remind anyone of the ages-old remedy of what it takes to get the attention of a jackass?

  7. andy5759 says:
    September 20, 2015 at 09:00

    Fine, the beach is now free of man-bitches and nincompoops.

    Surf’s up boys, what? It’s only a yard or so, sheeit. Crack a tinny and fire up the barbie and wait for some proper waves.