Rumor control has a line to the presidential Secret Service detail in what they call, “The Black House” – and the word is that Obama is being serviced by “rent boys” and drug dealers. Obama is said to be HIV positive, which is further proven by his inability to gain weight.
Also, the white SS agents – who swear to take a bullet for Obama – are harassed about their race – and degraded to little more than “Hey, Boy!” valets. The SS agents who protest this shabby treatment loudly find themselves in the wilds of Alaska or walking a beat in Pago Pago, American Samoa.
I know an SS agent here in Seattle who told me he quit the presidential detail in 2009 because he couldn’t stand, “The political crap.” He founded himself stationed here on the West Coast in very short order and told he’d never be East Coast SS as long as Obama was in office.
So maybe the rumors about Obama are true.
I’m honoured KG. I damn neared hurt myself when I first saw this. My cheeks hurt from laughing seeing it this time. A truly magnificent satirical moment!
(Thanks Michael. 
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Rumor control has a line to the presidential Secret Service detail in what they call, “The Black House” – and the word is that Obama is being serviced by “rent boys” and drug dealers. Obama is said to be HIV positive, which is further proven by his inability to gain weight.
Also, the white SS agents – who swear to take a bullet for Obama – are harassed about their race – and degraded to little more than “Hey, Boy!” valets. The SS agents who protest this shabby treatment loudly find themselves in the wilds of Alaska or walking a beat in Pago Pago, American Samoa.
I know an SS agent here in Seattle who told me he quit the presidential detail in 2009 because he couldn’t stand, “The political crap.” He founded himself stationed here on the West Coast in very short order and told he’d never be East Coast SS as long as Obama was in office.
So maybe the rumors about Obama are true.
I’m honoured KG. I damn neared hurt myself when I first saw this. My cheeks hurt from laughing seeing it this time. A truly magnificent satirical moment!
Uh oh!!! Gotta go change my pants.