Pencil terrorism:

‘Police across Britain are ever vigilant when it comes to preventing an ‘Islamophobic’ backlash after terror attacks.
Officers in Grimsby rushed to a mosque, where it was reported a suspect was threatening to stab someone.
They arrested a homeless man, Jake Jones, and charged him with possessing an offensive weapon.
The charge, which was subsequently dropped when it came to court this week, read: ‘At Grimsby in North East Lincolnshire, without lawful authority or reasonable excuse, you had with you in a public place, namely Legsby Avenue, an offensive weapon, namely a sharply pointed pencil.’

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12 Responses to Pencil terrorism:

  1. Michael in Nelson says:

    You can’t make this shit up! http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

  2. Gregoryno6 says:

    Does anyone else remember the first verse of The Bold Gendarmes?

  3. MacDoctor says:

    It makes a kind of perverse sense when police arrest a non-threatening man for a non-existent threat with a non-existent weapon. What else would you expect from non-existent policing?

    • Ronbo says:

      The British Leftist Traitor Regime is looking high and low for the anti-Muslim terrorist!

      Crusaders interested in literature will be reminded of the Great White Whale in Moby Dick – and Captain Ahab’s obsessive revenge search of the seven seas for him.

      Hint to the Establishment – cowardly terrorism is not patriot warfare – Our target is the most guilty party in this wave of terrorism – YOU, THE ENABLERS.

      You are the main enemy – WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!! – Sic Semper Tyrannis – Death to traitors and tyrants!http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif

  4. Gregoryno6 says:

    Whoops, I’ve done it again.
    American commenter on another website:
    I’m not disappointed with the British election results because I already wrote the UK off as a lost cause years ago.
    Seriously, last year their subjects freaked the fuck out over the idea of being in charge of their own country.
    Me:
    Hang on – how do you think you looked when you elected Obama twice?

    • Ronbo says:

      Hear, HEAR! THE MAN!

      Americans voted TWICE in 2008 and 2012 for the worst president in American history….but I maintain they did it for the same reason the British vote came out the way it did….MILLIONS OF POTENTIAL TORY VOTERS SAT ON THEIR DIVANS INSTEAD OF SHOWING UP AT THE POLLS BECAUSE THEIR INTERESTS WERE NOT SERVED BY ANY PARTY STANDING FOR ELECTION.

      Also, a good turn out of the Leftist minority in both countries who voted for the most far Left candidates in the USA and Britain.

      Like I said: It’s time for the Tories to join the British Tea Party and field candidates like Donald Trump who turn their backs on PC and stand for strong Homeland defense, restriction of immigration, strong borders, strong military and return to the RULE OF LAW!

      • Gregoryno6 says:

        Looks as if May will have support from the Democratic Union Party, which I’ve seen described as the closest thing UK politics has to Donald Trump.
        http://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/uk/uk-election-theresa-may-to-form-minority-government-backed-by-dup-1.3112046

        • Ronbo says:

          My dad was stationed in Northern Ireland at Belfast in WW II (1942-44)in the U.S. Army Logistic Corps and helped with the unloading the Liberty ships full of soldiers, airmen, sailors, bullets, bombs, planes, tanks – you name it – that was used the defeat the common enemy of Nazi Germany.

          He had nothing but good to say about the British people in Northern Ireland…and how well they stood up to rationing and shortages and air raids, and the fact nearly every family had all their able bodied men in “The Forces.”

          Dad’s unit was disbanded in early 1944 – and the men sent to the various fighting divisions in training for D-Day in the south of England. He ended up in the paratroops and jumped on Normandy during the early hours of June 6th, 1944.

          Anyhow, it would appear our Scotch-Irish cousins have lost none of their patriotism and fighting spirit over the years…I hope the Tories listen to their wise advice.