true or not, it’s funny.

Thanks Kevin for this:
U.S. Navy Directive 16134 — Inappropriate T-Shirts )
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all Naval installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the Marines.) 
To: All Commands 
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts 
Ref: ComMidEast
For: Inst 16134//24 K 
All commanders promulgate upon receipt: 
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :

1. ‘Eat Pork or Die’ [both English and Arabic versions]

2. ‘Shrine Busters’ [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

3. ‘Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy’ [Both English and Arabic versions]

4.’Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast any more.’ [Both English and Arabic versions]

5. ‘The road to Paradise begins with me.’ [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]

6. ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.’ [Both Arabic and English versions]

7. ‘Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic version]

8. ‘Infidel’ [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:

1. ‘Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’

2. ‘Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb bastards.