Thanks Kevin for this:
U.S. Navy Directive 16134 — Inappropriate T-Shirts )
The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of all Naval installations in the Middle East . (It was obviously directed at the Marines.)
To: All Commands
Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
Ref: ComMidEast
For: Inst 16134//24 K
All commanders promulgate upon receipt:
The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :
1. ‘Eat Pork or Die’ [both English and Arabic versions]
2. ‘Shrine Busters’ [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
3. ‘Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy’ [Both English and Arabic versions]
4.’Goat – it isn’t just for breakfast any more.’ [Both English and Arabic versions]
5. ‘The road to Paradise begins with me.’ [Mostly Arabic versions, but some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs.]
6. ‘Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.’ [Both Arabic and English versions]
7. ‘Pork. The other white meat.’ [Arabic version]
8. ‘Infidel’ [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon receipt of this directive. In addition, the following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this message:
1. ‘Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range at 0800 Daily.’
2. ‘Do we really need ‘smart bombs’ to drop on these dumb bastards.
