Blame Medusa for these!
I’ve heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children’s iPod after
realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There’s a new Muslim clothing shop opened in Toronto but I’ve been banned from it
after asking to look at some bomber jackets
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past
schools
A mate of mine has just told me he’s shagging his girlfriend and her twin..
I said “How can you tell them apart?” He said “Her brother’s got a moustache”
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on FaceBook.
I said “I can’t wait for the new 911 to arrive !” Next thing I know 4000 Muslims
have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the
lady at the registration desk …
“I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled.”
To which she replied, “No, it’s regular porn, you sick bastard.”
The red cross have just knocked at our door and ask if we could help towards the
floods in Pakistan , I said we would love to, but our hose only reaches to the
bottom of the garden.
