Kiwis probably think the 1st Amendment is a rock group

‘There are more than 1000 books that you will never be allowed to read unless you leave New Zealand.
Many are of a sexual nature, deal with violence, horror and crime and have only been read by one person in New Zealand – and that person decided they shouldn’t be available to the rest of us…’
And yes, before some lame-ass troll points out that NZ has no such thing as a First Amendment, we’re aware of that. But we know such a thing exists and that it ought to be at least a standard to aspire to.