Remember when going to the beach was a simple pleasure?

Posted on October 14, 2011 by KG

 That’d be in the days before council nazis decided they own the beaches, not the people. These signs are about a third of the threats and exhortations posted at the entrance to a beach we visited the other day. Sooner or later, the people are going to have to decide who owns the damn country, them or the bureaucrats.
(the horrible colours are due to Gecko’s camera throwing a shoe–she went  and bought a Canon EOS 1000D to replace it)

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17 Responses to Remember when going to the beach was a simple pleasure?

  1. Darin says:
    October 14, 2011 at 09:22

    Simple fix for that :mrgreen:

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  2. KG says:
    October 14, 2011 at 09:36

    :smile: perfect! But you know, I doubt that stuff even registers with the sheeple, Darin. They’ve become either numb to it or they’re so effing conditioned by now they see nothing wrong with it.
    More and more, looking at the more populated areas and the massive level of regulation and control of the people, I think this is no world to bring a child into. Liberty is now an alien concept and generations now growing up don’t miss it– because they never knew it.

  3. Darin says:
    October 14, 2011 at 09:48

    Probably right,more and more I tell people to just use common sense and ignore the Bulls—.Especially the Neighborhood Nazis aka Homeowner Associations.

    One guy at work got called on the carpet by his HOA.His crime was changing the oil in his car with the garage door open in plain view of the street :roll: :evil:

    • KG says:
      October 14, 2011 at 10:22

      The horror! Exposing innocent people to the ugly reality of an oil change! The bastard should be hanged. yessir.

  4. MacDoctor says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:01

    The EOS 1000D is a very nice camera. Looking forward to Gecko’s new and improved pictures!

    Back on topic – I would judge that nobody reads any of those signs, considering how busy the lifeguards always seem to be. It would probably help if they kept to a simple “do not swim here” message and left it at that.

  5. Gecko says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:15

    I’m busy learning to drive it at the moment MacD :)

  6. Cadwallader says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:16

    I wager one of those signs is about protecting the tussocks and some type of fly which lives in it. Who cares about human interests? Eventually if the eco-loons have their way human access to the beaches will be halted.

  8. KG says:
    October 14, 2011 at 10:38

    :lol: :lol: I like the hardware store sign….

  9. mara says:
    October 14, 2011 at 14:21

    Oh Darin, Darin, Darin, I’ve long thought you have way too much time on your hands. But I’m glad. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

  10. mawm says:
    October 14, 2011 at 16:26

    Sort of related…………….

    An Ocker was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. On looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted Island.

    With in short time he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance.

    As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. So he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it, but the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

    A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Julia Gillard.

    That evening, the man brought Julia to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening – red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze – perfect for a night of romance.

    Pretty soon, the man started to get ‘those feelings’ again. He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Julia and told her he hadn’t had sex for months. Julia batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

    He said, ‘Yes please……………………..

    ……………………could you take the dog for a walk?’

  12. mara says:
    October 14, 2011 at 16:48

    mawm. If you were at a barbie of mine, or anywhere bloody else, you’d have to be an organ donor to my mother to get away with that without a bloody beating. :lol:

  13. MK says:
    October 16, 2011 at 09:51

    I think the sheeple are quite happy to have the bureaucrats in charge. I remember seeing similar signs at a park a while ago. No riding, no skating, no flying, no dogs, no this, no that. Bloody hell, they might as well put a ‘Just f@#$ off’ sign every 10 meters.

  14. KG says:
    October 16, 2011 at 10:04

    “I think the sheeple are quite happy to have the bureaucrats in charge.”
    Frighteningly, depressingly true.