Sigh…if only!

Posted on October 25, 2011 by KG

Oswald Bastable tells this great joke:
The Pope and Julia Gillard are on the same stage at the Sydney Opera House in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Ms Gillard and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?  This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”
Gillard replied, “I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand?  Show me!”

So the Pope backhanded the bitch.

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9 Responses to Sigh…if only!

  1. bubbsie says:
    October 25, 2011 at 19:49

    BRILLIANT…. GIVE ME MORE !!!

  4. The Gantt Guy says:
    October 26, 2011 at 03:30

    This was ’bout the funniest thing I saw all day yesterday. I was tempted to leave a comment at Os’ place asking him to dedicate the post to you, KG! :shock:

  5. Southern says:
    October 26, 2011 at 04:48

    Good one.

    KG walked into the bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. Hey man why you got a steering wheel on your front? Said KG, I don’t know but it’s drivin’ me nuts.

  6. kowtow says:
    October 26, 2011 at 12:27

    Every one thinks that when he’s waving his arms up and down back and forth that he’s prayin’…….
    actually he’s addresing the “Occupiers”………
    Up stroke…….”Pack up your tents….”
    Horizontal stroke….”……………and fuck off.”

  7. Elijah says:
    October 26, 2011 at 13:59

    LOOOL

  8. MK says:
    October 27, 2011 at 12:23

    LOL

    Nice one, if only it actually happened, i think we’ve all had quite enough of the lying sack of trash.