A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten-year-old girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.
Dr. Fauci said, “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The Pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said, “I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the world.” She takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment, then turns to the young girl. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is just beginning.”
The girl replies, “Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world is wearing my bookbag.”
Somehow at the beginning of the joke I knew it would make Hillary look bad.
Spotted in a comments thread on another blog-
James Comey- “as fbi director i dont always overlook criminal activity but when i do it’s because i found my suicide note while going through hillary’s emails.”