Maori. They can’t even keep their own canoes afloat.

Posted on February 10, 2012 by KG

This is just the latest ‘advanced stone-age’ vessel of theirs to get into trouble.

No doubt more taxpayer’s money will fix the problem.

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27 Responses to Maori. They can’t even keep their own canoes afloat.

  1. erikter says:
    February 10, 2012 at 16:32

    What do you expect? The savages belong to the 4th or 5th century.

  2. ian says:
    February 10, 2012 at 16:46

    Save the beer!

  3. oswald bastable says:
    February 10, 2012 at 16:47

    They never paddled (or drifted) here. Look at one small facet of a large list of anomalies- Water storage. How many green coconuts to keep ONE person alive for a couple of weeks and where do you store them on an open boat.

    My theory is that they were brought here on ocean going Chinese junks. They probably stopped to resup at the island and collected the slave workers from the chiefs who were glad to unload there problem children.

    There was a jade mining camp on the west coast. Due to war, the annual ship from China never arrives and the mining colony (probably secret) is forgotten.

    The great migration of the canoes was them breaking out from the Coast and scattering over NZ.

  4. KG says:
    February 10, 2012 at 16:52

    I also read a while ago that recent recent shows that they migrated from Taiwan, stopping at PNG on the way. I’ll try to find the link.

    • Jay says:
      February 10, 2012 at 17:15

      That was a study on languages, I think. Anyway, it’s pretty easy to see the similarities. I believe Captain Cook also noted them to be of mongoloid appearance.

  5. Ciaron says:
    February 10, 2012 at 16:55

    Didn’t they build a fibreglass one that floated so high they could barely get the paddles wet?

  6. Darin says:
    February 11, 2012 at 00:15

    Somehow I think the NZ taxpayers will be footing the bill for a 71′ luxury dugout complete with wet bar,Jacuzzi tub and satellite TV soon.It’s all about preserving they’re unique culture you know :lol:

    Looks like some of those news articles we get here”17 people confirmed dead after 14′ boat capsizes in 6′ seas” :roll:

    • Octagongrappler says:
      February 11, 2012 at 08:33

      Darin

      When one of the tribes got a payout in the 1990s. The first thing they did was buy a Proffessional rugby league club and have huge parties in the corporate box lol. :roll:

  7. Flashman says:
    February 11, 2012 at 04:31

    I believe that there are significant pre-maori archaeological sites in NZ that have been placed permanently off-limits to being dug.

    Must preserve the core maori myth.

    Objective Truth – we don’t want that here, bro. That would sink the waka, for sure.

  8. Scumsucker says:
    February 11, 2012 at 05:35

    Fuck John Key.

    This is the type of remark which got me banned for life from Kiwislob. Hope it don’t get me banned here!

    Just to relax… Fire Lake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld1l4Ud7jp8

    • KG says:
      February 11, 2012 at 08:16

      AAAAAAARGH! :evil:

      • Octagongrappler says:
        February 11, 2012 at 08:31

        Its all on the radio at the moment. Joris De Bres says its sad the educated skilled asians that embrace tolerance and diversity are facing these barriers.

        Well I have noticed that the council in Auckland as I have done business with the council for 5 years, Hire only immmigrants and women. That applies to universities and govt depts as well.

        I have never seen an Asian owned Business hire non-asians?If they hired non-asians it would enhance there business by harnessing the power of diversity.

        Spooner says the reason they dont hire kiwis is because you must speak asian languages and provide links to asia.

        Spoon also said kiwis must provide links to asia to stay employed? Oh so if we dont hire people who cant speak english its racist, yet we must provide links to asia and if not its our fault!!!!!!!!GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :twisted:

        • Jay says:
          February 11, 2012 at 08:37

          Going through public sector offices it’s clear to see there’s quota in place for minorities/women. Pretty disgraceful.

          • Octagongrappler says:
            February 11, 2012 at 08:41

            Yes it is obvious for all to see..

            If migrants in the future wont hire kiwis, But the Public sector is anti-whitey then we are looking at serious problems.

            I actually predict Auckland will become hostile towards the pakeha population and white flight will strengthen the provinces.

        • KG says:
          February 11, 2012 at 08:48

          “educated skilled asians that embrace tolerance and diversity ”
          Which is why Japan welcomes foreigners and allows them to buy land and demand employment quotas, obviously….

  10. Scumsucker says:
    February 11, 2012 at 13:27

    You are all full of shit. There is a Chinese takeaway joint in Tokoroa that employs a Pakeha.

  11. john says:
    February 12, 2012 at 08:26

    The Mayor of Hastings City has agreed this week that it is a good idea to have a Maori Ward for council .Likely to be in place for the 2016 election.

    • KG says:
      February 12, 2012 at 09:19

      I’m not sure who I detest more–the primitive goodies-grabbers or the spineless ones who cave in to their demands.