‘News that will be ignored by establishment media’

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1. KG says:

   July 28, 2012 at 19:59

   ‘Idaho billboard compares Obama with Colorado killer…’
   http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/billboard-James-Holmes-Idaho-President-Obama-kboi-164065466.html
   why not?
2. oswald bastable says:

   July 28, 2012 at 20:40

   This wouldn’t happen if knives didn’t have BLACK HANDLES- or were more than 4 inches long- or had grips that made them easier to hold- or were too sharp- or were so readily available in shops…!
   • Darin says:

     July 28, 2012 at 23:05

     I hear you can even get them online including the ones that come in high capacity knife racks.

     We simply must do something to close the Amazon.com loophole that allows unlicensed persons to buy knives that only soldiers should carry.

     Won’t somebody please think of the children!
3. oswald bastable says:

   July 28, 2012 at 20:41

   And then there is the religious- ‘clinging to their knives’ culture!
4. KG says:

   July 28, 2012 at 21:05

   yep.
5. KG says:

   July 28, 2012 at 21:36

   ‘If I wish to carry a firearm, openly or concealed, I have the constitutionally-protected right to do so. Note that the Constitution doesn’t give me that right, it protects it. I have that right as a consequence of the unalienable right to life and liberty, which are not the government’s to give. If someone intends to take either from me by force I have the right to resist.’
   Karl Denninger at market-ticker.org
   and:
   ‘Up until 1968 a 12-year-old could order a gun out of the Sears Roebuck catalog and it would be delivered to his door. Yet the incidence of juvenile mass murder was non-existant. What has changed?’
   At The Rubicon, comment at directorblue.blogspot.com

   both via the Woodpile Report.
   http://www.woodpilereport.com/
6. Darin says:

   July 28, 2012 at 23:18

   An internet classic

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   Colors available:

   Black-a most ominous color, great for swat (literally) work and they immediately strike (that’s what you got it for isn’t it?) fear into your foe’s heart while showing that you care enough to use the very best.

   White, while it may look like you stole it from some old lady’s garden, is no less effective, is innocuous enough to look like a paper weight, and great for winter work, but we caution, repeated use may cause staining.

   Camo-OF COURSE, why wouldn’t we-after all we are shamelessly promoting this. It is our most popular rock, and its ability to blend-in is legendary and various patterns are available upon request

   Natural-while it seems shabby on our part to offer what would seem to be a plain old rock-hey the pet rock phenomena still amazes us. We felt it only proper, and in may cases it would be the best choice at being non-threatening and blending in with the environment-again, hey we want to be able to have some bogus claim to being “green.” We will send you a relatively clean rock with most of the dirt clods knocked off, postage being what it is.

   The “designer” rock-custom colors, blends, and jewel be-studded upon request. Price dependant upon upgrades and jewels chosen.

   All rocks are fully automatic, never need to be reloaded-as long as you can cock your arm, have a durable dollar store spray paint finish and come with a lifetime guarantee-if used for their intended purpose. Please note: most have minor natural defects that do not affect performance. Please be sure to order the proper size, the largest you can easily wield will be the most effective. It is not our fault if you bring “too much rock” and have difficulty recocking in the fully automatic mode. Remember too little rock usually results it necessity to go “Full Auto” to be effective, and this may be offensive to some passer-bys. We also caution against just going out and getting your own home grown or “reloaded rock” as these are not subject to the rigors of our process and may be easily subject to the penchant of the legal profession to file a suit claiming you are a crazed, right wing, rock loving, Neanderthal, republican, enviro-hating, SUV driving, carbon hogging, God-fearing, aberrant, pervert.

   Calibers available:

   Humongous-best left to the meanest SOB on the block or a front end loader

   Large-for those that have some kind of complex

   Medium-best choice for most, a little large to conceal, but will “git-er-done”

   Small-best for pocket of purse, may require repeated cycles to be totally effective

   Micro only for the well trained in the art of “rockette”-did it take a rocket scientist to know that?

   Specifications:

   Material – granite, we think

   Finish-lousy aerosol paint

   Country of origin USA, Colorado

   Weight: varies, depends on what we can find and what you want

   Color started out sort of reddish brown, maybe gray

   Safeties-None-the darn thing is a ROCK! For crying out loud, what do you want and HK?

   Please note: this item, due to its inherently dangerous nature, is not available to: at least the northern portion of the left coast and the land of fruit and nuts (Kalifornia and Ebay). In fact, we highly recommend that those areas IMMEDIATELY begin a program of regulating, stamping out, filing a manufacturer’s class action suit against God,( the original manufacturer), and rendering all non-military or law-enforcement controlled rocks un-useable and ineffective by super gluing them to something solid or crushing them to the size of salt grains. (Any larger and some fool might think to use them in a sling shot!!)

   Please Note Again: We recommend against going “air-borne” with your rock unless you are a major league class pitcher or NFL class quarterback. Rocks out of control and personal retention may be easily turned against the original possessor-besides it just shows a lack of self-control.

   HURRY!! Get yours soon, as far as we know there are only so many available, and no more are being made that are readily available, although some MAY be evolving (just had to use that word didn’t ya?)

   Be sure to check out our other items-sticks, hammers, assault cars, fire-place pokers, screwdrivers, golf clubs, etc.

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   Shipping-you must be nuts!