Open house

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swim_faster_shark_ocean_motivational_posters_online_funny_hot_sharks_open_water_great_white Gantt’s busy swimming in his “shark free” local waters, (otherwise know as “glacier melt”) so don’t bet on any contribution from him.

33 thoughts on “Open house”

    • Our life expectancy is so “low”here because we fight wars other of those nations run from.We work harder than those other nations on a whole and we take in over a million immigrants per year mostly from third world countries with little or non existent health care.
      All this and our life expectancy is a 78 average compared to 81 for most of those other nations.

      And anyone who thinks 9,000 deaths per year due to gun violence in a nation of 315,000,000 will somehow swing the stats that far needs remedial math.

    • That used to be the true mark of a Hick town when something so mundane is actually considered news?

      Like the time in my town when the bank president’s Holstein gave birth to a Brown and white Holstein calf and it made the front page :mrgreen:

  4. Truth of the matter is – life expectance, measured as mean of populations – is far too high, and continuing to rise.

    Bludgers simply don’t deserve to live as long as productive citizens.

  7. Anybody heard from GG since he went swimming?

    Daaa-dum, Daaa-dum, da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dam…………… :mrgreen:

  11. How do you burgle a cyclist’s house while they’re home at night?

    Wear a giant stop sign and red light on your head – they won’t be able to see you then.

    • The CNN headline (if they bothered to report such things, that is) would be “Evil Redneck Gun Nut Draws Killer Gun in Public”

      • And I see that hypocritical bastard has just signed a bill authorizing lifetime armed protection for ex-Presidents!

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