FFS!

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‘Bacon and sausages kill one in 30’
“you ok mate?
Yeah…that was a close one, though!
What happened?
Dodged a sausage as I backed out of the drive on the way here, then just as I was settling down after that, there was fucking bacon everywhere. This is getting too dangerous, man. They gotta DO something about it.”

8 thoughts on “FFS!”

  1. The worst thing about it is the slow, insidious nature of these evil foods. I knew one guy, eating it for 90 years, but it finally got him. No question in my mind.

    • Absolutely none.
      The poor man…somebody oughta be sued, Zen. Pushing that stuff on to him, year after year and nobody did a darn thing about it…
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  2. When will you Patriarchal meat eating neanderthals learn that it’s for your own good?I can see 7 slices of Bacon in a pack,but nobody needs 10 let alone 30 slices and should ANY Bacon be sold without a universal back ground check?And what about Climate Change?Educate yourselves people!

    How’d I do? :mrgreen:

  3. Bacon, sausages…..?
    Hey, this is meatist. What about the eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, fried bread?
    Quick, somebody call the food police.

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