FFS!

Posted on March 7, 2013 by KG

‘Bacon and sausages kill one in 30’
“you ok mate?
Yeah…that was a close one, though!
What happened?
Dodged a sausage as I backed out of the drive on the way here, then just as I was settling down after that, there was fucking bacon everywhere. This is getting too dangerous, man. They gotta DO something about it.”

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8 Responses to FFS!

  1. ZenTiger says:
    March 7, 2013 at 19:26

    The worst thing about it is the slow, insidious nature of these evil foods. I knew one guy, eating it for 90 years, but it finally got him. No question in my mind.

    • KG says:
      March 7, 2013 at 21:36

      Absolutely none.
      The poor man…somebody oughta be sued, Zen. Pushing that stuff on to him, year after year and nobody did a darn thing about it…
      http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_sad.gif

  2. Darin says:
    March 7, 2013 at 23:41

    When will you Patriarchal meat eating neanderthals learn that it’s for your own good?I can see 7 slices of Bacon in a pack,but nobody needs 10 let alone 30 slices and should ANY Bacon be sold without a universal back ground check?And what about Climate Change?Educate yourselves people!

    How’d I do? :mrgreen:

  3. john says:
    March 8, 2013 at 07:29

    Bacon, sausages…..?
    Hey, this is meatist. What about the eggs, tomatoes, baked beans, fried bread?
    Quick, somebody call the food police.

  5. KG says:
    March 8, 2013 at 08:21

    O/T: ‘Toby the Giant Rabbit ‘Scares Off’ Would-Be Burglar’
    http://www.pawnation.com/2013/02/19/toby-the-giant-rabbit-scares-off-would-be-burglar/