Open house

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Some questions…feel free to add more.
what determines the upper size limit of an ant colony?
Why do some men think there’s a correlation between the loudness of their voices and dick size?
Why can’t women go into a shop and buy only the item they’re looking for?
Why does that photograph you really, really want always turn out blurry?
Is a lobotomy a precondition for towing caravans?

25 thoughts on “Open house”

  1. Why do department of conservation guys come hammering on your door when you are fast asleep to warn you about giant white butterfly pests? (especially when you are married to a biologist and suffering horrendous hay fever and insomnia?) Grrrrrr!! http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cry.gif

      • Yegods!! And I see women outnumber men on this bullshit “Council” 13:3.
        If this is “female participation in the workforce”, God help us.

        • these types are one of my real pet hates…I have to deal with these type of clowns and I DO mean they are f’king clowns….infilterated with hippy no brainers who get their supposed”cred” by reading lefty MSM off the net.
          the scaremongering these types put out is just obscene..
          [bads news =panic= money].

          ..almost on some sort of evangelical enviro’ crusade…they seem to make and bend their rules as they go [$$$$ of course]

          typical audit questions about how do you minimise waste?
          they just don’t understand the reply “we don’t make much waste ..we lose money making bad product and it costs money to dump it”…the amount of times I had to answer that to a blank mindless stare is unbelievable.
          I think their clipboard forms have % value to fill in so they are hopelessly confused with that response.

          they couldn’t organise a pissup in a brewery…I be suprised if they could create fire [if they could ignore the typical GW paranoia about burning stuff]

    • Yes, another quango bleeding real taxpayers dry with affirmative action. An aside, I’ve yet to find where the de facto name ‘Aotearoa’ recently became the “official” name for New Zealand. Suppose it’s part of the never ending Maorification of everything in the great NZ history rewrite.

    • Penn and Teller ran a good show on that ….
      they sent a actress and clipboard into a anti deforestation rally in Washington …….Got the ringleader and a few other noisy cohorts to sign the petition to ban that nasty substance…
      what a laugh :mrgreen:

  8. hmmmm…..how does
    “The Democratic National People’s Republic of Aotearoa”
    sound?
    We could dig up Hugo Chavez, stuff him and wire him for sound and run him as a candidate.

  9. Questions:
    1. When will St Mandela curl his toes up?
    2. Why will NZ go into official media mourning when does?
    3. Ditto Mugabe re (1) above.
    4. Why is Ol Rhemus at the Woodpile so pessimistic and calling Game Over Man this week?
    5. Why do some Dutchies say an *increase* in Antarctic ice mean globull warming is now Code Red?

  10. 1. Not soon enough
    2. They’re still proud of their anti-apartheid activism. Never mind the results..
    3. Ditto re (1)
    4. He’s a very smart man.
    5. Because it’s a cult, not science.

  11. ‘THE Australian public service is increasingly top-heavy, with 29 per cent of all permanent employees now classified as executives.’

    • I don’t bother reading anything the creep says. The best thing to do with clowns such as him is ignore them.

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