Open house

Off pig hunting at 0500 tomorrow. Not that I care much if we don’t see any pigs….there’s something special about sitting out in the bush in companionable silence, sharing a flask of coffee and waiting for dawn.

32 thoughts on “Open house

  1. !!!NA2Yr?*!!!Yours very truly hath learned this fact while assigned 2 D Kompound:

    *N answer to your question, Cointempt: Correctomundo-ular NO. pig hunting is immoral, i.e. “Thou shall not kill**”
    **unless it is 4 D children***
    ***gotta beep!!!tata 2 our fellow US persons in the 56-57th Steaks. Njoy it B4 the Darkness falls.

    • Thou shalt not kill? But what about racist white pig-hunting domestic terrorists who cling to their guns and their liberty, and refuse to suckle at the loving teat of the state? Surely it’s good to kill them, in the interests of peace and eternal harmony, and in the name of the profit (piss be upon him)?

      • I believe the commandment is more correctly translated as “Thou shalt not murder”.
        Big difference, ja?

  2. I went pig hunting last night in Auckland between 10pm and 5am :mrgreen:

    • Grappler! Good to see you. :grin:
      Hope you had more luck than I did this morning. All we saw were camels and ‘roos. :sad:

    • It’s Open Season in Wellington, Spidey. Avoid the pigs, but there are some lovely nocturnal gazelles running. A no bag-limit applies and the herd is full. I’ve been employing an environmentally-sustainable catch/tag/release technique most successfully.

      • It seems that they are more like honey badgers to me. You’ll be lucky to escape with your balls still attached. :shock:

        (Have you ever read the book by that name?)

        • The trick, for the experienced hunter, is to search out ones who have already been tagged. You can tell them by a band of gold on the 4th finger of their left paw.

          It makes the tagging a little more challenging, but the release a whole lot easier. :shock: :shock:

        • Yes, Ruark.

          GG – I tagged one and she was impossible to return to the wild. Just the daily feeding and care has left me with no time to hunt. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

    • On vacation,at the beach and he spends his time sorting through other people’s trash?
      That’s not self-righteous,that’s mentally ill,quick some one call the Good Humor man and throw a net over himhttp://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_wacko.gif

  3. Filed under “who gives a flying fuck?”
    ‘Nine feared dead in asylum boat capsize north of Christmas Island ‘

  4. Just found some good pig & goat country today- not too far from home and a good hut with easy access!

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