10 thoughts on “Is your Bunny disaster plan up to date?”

1. I knew that sooner or later, the bastards would come for wabbits…..
   What next, the Hamster Squad?

   • Disaster plan for Wabbits-
     #1 Beer
     #2 Ammo

     Suitable for all disasters both natural and man made.

     • Damn right.

2. !!!FLAW!!!*BlackBerry has axed yours very truly to announce to our US Persons in the 56-57th PersonStakes** However, it hath been degreed undt agreed that ONLY white rabbits may be served at Stake Dinners, forthwith that Black Rabbits may represent real attorneys @ trials in Sanford, Floridular***Where was yVt? Oh!! Automatic BB rifles are henceforth 2B removed from the general population to prevent children accidentally killing a rabbit.

   Furthermore, @ the new lounge “The Nigra Lounge and Grill” !!!!!OOOOOMMMMMGGG!!got a beep must hide quick here she comes HEELLPPmeetme@ d Israeli entrance next to the shit filled Dempsey dumpsters from last night’s Wabbit tastN!!!!!iiiiieeeeee

   *FLAW: Fook Like A Wabbit. hahahahahah
   **BlackBerry et extended family have issued a Presidential Degree that the various U.S. Steaks are now forthwith to be termed “Stakes” as being mucho precise for BlackBerry et extended familyular, etc.
   ***Floridular has been determined by Pest Controllers to be infested with Yankees, this population now outnumbers, alligaters, snakes and includes the slaughter and ingestion of said artifacts as found between the Gulf of Mehico undt de Hotlantic coast which are mostly populated by LGBT****
   ****LGBT : legs, gasbags, blimp size colored girls, and tummy tucks.

3. KG, I am serious, please delete Harvard. He is such a prick.

4. sorry, Contempt, but we need the intelligence feed from the belly of the Beast.
   

5. Don’t have a bunny disaster plan. Do have a bunny recipe I’m dying to tryout though.

   • Not with this bunny, unless you can get past a 30-30, a .243 and a knife or two…..

     • Some bunnies have to be eaten raw. They like it that way!

       

6. They forgot about the poor gerbils! What would you rather be, a bunny in a hat or a gerbil up an arse? Exactly.

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