Open house

charming, caring women
and a person who needs testicular augmentation
(what his “wife” needs, I’ll leave to your imagination….)

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  1. Pascal says:

    Finally, we have an American talkshow host using suitable language.

    “What will all the phoney conservatives, phoney leaders of the Republican Party in the senate [McCain, Graham, McConnell, Alexander], what will they do? Are they going to continue to undermine the American people who want nothing to do with this damn Soviet-style law? ” — found at 11:50 of Mark Levin’s opening monologue on 9/18/13

    Someone on national media finally used the phrase “Soviet Style” for how DC is operating. Thus, hopefully, making it possible for other pundits to dare use it too.

    Earlier in the monologue he lays out how tyrannical Obamacare’s implementation has been, and thus fitting of the appellation.

    Source: the podcast. (It may be downloaded here until it gets moved to archives. )

    • Mark Levin is the ONLY one in the media world that I TOTALLY trust !!
      He ALWAYS tells it like it is!!!
      Carol-CS

      • Darin says:

        From Pascal in response to Carol-

        I am more cautious Carol. “Totally” trusting any man (but especially one beholden to the FCC for keeping his microphone) IMHO requires more faith in a human being than your religion instructs you to have in Him.

  2. Madden-Game of Thrones- will be searching for the series and- I already like Madden- He’s a Dude!!–thanks for the intro-
    Where is he from- ?
    I hear a bit of an Irish accent- maybe!
    C-CS

  3. Darin says:

    The few times a year I ride a bus or train I sit where I please and I sprawl all I want,afterall I paid for it.

    Kate and her mangina need to be dropped off in the middle of the Amazon rain foresthttp://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_sad.gif

  4. Darin says:

    But for one honest man-
    http://www.click2houston.com/news/Man-who-returned-cash-gets-amazing-reward/-/1735978/22016468/-/f04ped/-/index.html

    Isn’t it a dam shame that a homeless man has more honor and principle than our elected officials?http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_sad.gif

  5. Patience says:

    Did I use some key words that are blocked by the software?

    • The Gantt Guy says:

      The only 4-letter words around here are g*lf and j*zz. If you didn’t use those, you should be fine. Maybe a browser issue your end? Try flushing the cache.

  6. Pascal says:

    From Matt Staver of Liberty Counsel Action:

    President Barack Obama and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid have greatly escalated their verbal attacks on those of us who believe that ObamaCare must be stricken from the laws of our land. Reid mockingly calls defunding ObamaCare an “absurd idea.” Obama is calling us obstructionists and antiquated.

    The political posturing of these two powerful leftists is designed to rally their base before tomorrow’s vote in the House of Representatives to defund ObamaCare. White House spokesman Jay Carney called this confrontation an all-out “civil war.”

    Please take note which official spokesman has declared this as a war.

  7. HarvardPotatoHead says:

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    *Golf – BlackBerry has assed yours very truly 2 focus evolving statements on he habits 2 Nclude where he habitats the 19th hole where global warming has not yeet struck affecting the chill on D BlackBerry beer forthwith.
    **Workers in the Kompound on ALL levels 1-6969 wilt be covered in D same category as D President, he staff, and everybody working in the Congress including even those who voted for BlackBerry Care et Unions or essential bizzinesses such as sex change shops and dope dealers. Assault rifles with 690 round chambers will additionally be issued to any of the above 4 personal reasons or whatever and included wilst be BlackBerry bein’ issued a two gallon watergun and one pint side arm water pistol.
    ***Ho House is above the cantina featuring Mexican virgins available for .25 pesos and the purchase of tequila shots [6] for $1 US dollar each or whichever comes first.
    ****bff – def 1, best friend forever or 2. bean fartN fanatic screw U government gooks

  8. Contempt says:

    :shock: KG must be out hunting porcupines or taming feral cats or something. I get sick of that Harvard dude but he definitely has John Kerry pegged – prime example of a pompous Yankee. Do as I say, not as I do. Hell of a lot of that kind around nowadays.

    Well, September 17 1862, the Battle of Sharpsburg [Yankees call it Antietam] the highest single day casualties ever, America’s Bloodiest Day. Around 17,000 yanks and Rebels wounded or dead. The battlefield is very very amazing and somber even now 150 years later. Virtually the entire field may be seen from the National Park Service center. One of the hardest and solemn battlefields I have ever visited.

    • KG says:

      I would really love to visit that place (and quite a few other battlefields) Contempt.
      We’ve been taming lorikeets, getting them to take food from our fingers. Great fun. :lol: Tomorrow, we go hog hunting.

      • Oswald Bastable says:

        Lorikeets are partial to Rum!

        • KG says:

          :shock: They are? We’ll have to field test that, Os. Not that I doubt you for a minute, but these may be a sub-species of lorikeet and it’ll take at least a pint or two to find out. :twisted:
          By the way…the poxy safety on the Winchester M70 is jammed in the “fire” position. Any ideas? Not that I care much about using a safety, but I’m lending it to somebody for our pig hunt tomorrow, and since it has a hair trigger………..

          • Cadwallader says:

            I must have a filthy mind as I read “taming lorikeets” to be a veiled reference to masturbation. :mrgreen:

  9. KG says:

    Bastards.
    ‘During the second portion of a House Oversight and Government Reform hearing about Benghazi Thursday on Capitol Hill, the majority of Democrats on the Committee left the room and refused to listen to the testimony of Patricia Smith and Charles Woods. Ms. Smith is the mother of Sean Smith, an information management officer killed in the 9/11 Benghazi attack. Charles Woods is the father of Navy SEAL Tyrone Woods, who was also killed.’

  10. Pascal says:

    Holy Mackerel,

    On his 9/19/13 show, at 10:50 into the podcast, Mark Levin laid the grounds for interviewing exonerated former GOP Congressional Whip Tom DeLay. He referred to DeLay’s persecution as a “Soviet-Style” prosecution.

    As I said above, Levin is setting the new standard for the way to speak of the Left and their behavior. The adjective “Soviet-style” may soon become part of our language.

    Long overdue.

    • KG says:

      Damn right it is.
      If it looks like a crow, flies like a crow, sounds like a crow….it should be shot like a crow.

      • Pascal says:

        I listened to the whole interview. It didn’t end until 33:30 into the podcast.

        It was good that DeLay was finally acquitted, but you can hear the wear it has had on the man. He sounds like a man who has suffered a stroke. The bastards got him one way or another.

      • Pascal says:

        Add. They got themselves John
        vomit Boehner instead of Tom DeLay as Speaker.

  11. KG says:

    ‘A MAN has been charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year-old girl who was sleeping at a Sydney university campus.’

    http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/national/girl-assaulted-on-sydney-uni-campus/story-e6frfku9-1226723585929

    Yet another. What’s the odds this one too will turn out to be called Abdul or Irfan or some other Aussie name? *spit*

  12. Michael in Nelson says:

    Sorry KG, that guy comes second to this one

    http://hopenchangecartoons.blogspot.co.nz/2013/09/pinprick.html

    http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

  13. dondiego says:

    A cut’n’paste, from SBPDL:
    Cassie said…

    Off-topic, but it’s a feel-good story, so who cares.

    Tony Blair’s daughter has been robbed at gunpoint in Central London. No description of the muggers, so draw your own conclusions.

    This is the Tony Blair whose government flooded the country with immigrants to make it more multicultural and to “rub the right’s nose in diversity”. This is the Tony Blair whose lawyer wife champions the ‘rights’ of every third world POS that managed to drag itself into the UK and who runs the ‘Africa Justice Foundation’.

    Now the Blairs’ daughter has had her nose rubbed in the reality of the shithole of a country her parents helped to create. One would need a heart of stone not to laugh.

    September 19, 2013 at 8:54 AM

    • Phil Stephenson says:

      Not wanting to be presumptuous or anything, but I would put money on the Blairs perceiving or portraying this as symptomatic as Britain’s failure as a society, and they will be incapable of laying the blame where it belongs.

      There’ll be victims all round, just wait and see.

      • Phil Stephenson says:

        I looked up the report of this crime on the Daily Mail website. A lot of comments have been added but there was not a lot of sympathy for the Blairs. However, this comment was jaw-dropping:

        ” … Security needs to be stepped up for Tony and his family. Scotland Yard should provide 24hr armed guards who have permission to shoot on sight. As a mark of respect to one of the countrys greatest living politicians taxpayers should be paying for this service. … ”

        ” … shoot on sight … ” !

  14. KG says:

    Thought of the day:
    Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

  15. KG says:

    :mrgreen: http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gifBest scene in the movie. Would it be allowed today?

    • Darin says:

      Nope,when Spielberg did the remake of ET,the cops guns where changed to walkie talkies :roll:

      This site is an interesting read,it exposes a lot of the subliminal engineering that is in film,TV and even books.

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FamilyFriendlyFirearms

      • Phil Stephenson says:

        As a kid I grew up watching Wile E. Coyote using Acme brand explosives to (always unsuccessfully) destroy the Road Runner, and I couldn’t count the number of times I saw Elmer Fudd blast Daffy Duck with a double barrel shotgun. Then, how many times did one cartoon character belt another over the head with a sledgehammer, or drop a fridge on, or contrive to have a grand piano fall on, an adversary? Even as a kid, I knew this was only make-believe, and not something that actually happened in the real world. It was hilariously funny stuff that happened on TV, and nowhere else, but these days there are watered down, insipid versions of the old cartoons I grew up with. These days I have grandchildren, plus my middle-aged brother started late and has a young child of his own, so I see the updated versions of the cartoon characters from my childhood from time to time. In the modern day Disney cartoons, Donald Duck never throws a tantrum, Mickey Mouse carries on like a goody-two shoes poof, (although I always got that kind of goody two shoes vibe from him, even as a ten year old), and the big bully character, (I never knew his name), is Donald Duck’s mate, and wants to DO THINGS for people. I assume this is all because some interfering, maladjusted, nanny-state imposing, fuck-knuckle somewhere got it in his or her vacuous head that all those hilarious things that kids laughed at on TV in the 50’s and 60’s were a bad influence, so we now have to have politically correct, totally non-controversial, hand-holding, Kumbaya-singing pap for our kids, in case they get any weird ideas about how life works. As for my brother, he shows his 8 year old son VHS tapes with old style cartoons full of characters belting the snot out of each other with blunt instruments, blowing each other up with big red sticks of dynamite, and so on.

      • dondiego says:

        I personally, being a cynic, think there’s a lot of ‘give up and let the authorities handle it’ in that programming.

        All the media stuff I switched off to years ago, but workplace cotton-wool wrapping I cant ignore.

        Same with schools- no bullrush, and the (fairly recent) Dont Fight Back doctrine. To me it all seems like TPTB dont want people taking responsibility, and dumbing-down and sissying-down to an easily controlled level.

        Example: at one jobs “Fire Safety” I said “If you can put it out, do so. We all note where the extinguishers are”…
        “No no no, walk out dial fire brigade” -let a minor incident take the whole place down http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_negative.gif

      • KG says:

        Thanks for the link, Darin. It’s been obvious for years and few people seem to care.

  16. KG says:

    If people take responsibility for themselves, then it will be necessary for them to think for themselves.
    And we can’t have that, can we?

    • KG says:

      ‘.. a T-shirt reading ”I am a bomb” and ”Jihad, born on September 11” ‘
      And she claims it had nothing to do with 9/11?
      That’s not a defence, it’s a figleaf which allows the cowardly liberals to give the asshole a free pass. :evil: