16 thoughts on “Hang him. In public, on the 4th of July.”
In effigy, of course.
Effigy? Eff that! Build a gallows on the South Lawn and make it a true celebration of American exceptionalism. Start with Barry and keep going, one at a time. Next one step forward when the prior one’s feet stop twitching. Barry…Erich Von H…Hillary (yes, it’s equality for all!)
Now that’s a festival I’d like to attend!
If you really believe I meant in effigy……
“Effigy” is the scientific name for lighter fluid?
‘cept I mixed up my hanging and my burning!
Not to worry, so long as the bastard quits breathing. And if the Seneca Method for Dispensing Justice below if deployed, all the better.
Hanging is too good for the bastard. Bring back the ax and a very drunk novice executioner.
Wack,chop,woosh…….come back here you bastard I’m not finished yet….hold still and quit bleeding on my new boots!
I’m all for the ‘No virgins for him!’ resolution. Wrapped in fresh pigskins secured with barbed wire, dumped head first into a steel barrel of porcine intestines, top welded on and deposited in the deepest part of the Marianas Trench. It has been known to concentrate other Mustard minds quite wonderfully.
A judicious application of tar and feathers before the departure seems appropriate.
I’m holding out for a firing squad by the U.S. Army Military Police
After all, Barack Hussein Obama is the military’s Commander-In-Chief, so it only stands to reason that if found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by a Courts Martial that he be shot at dawn against the Wall.
Saw an entry on Pookie’s Toons this morning that had a picture of Islamists waving guns. The caption was “Hey Obama, when are you going to tell the Middle East to stop clinging to their guns and religion?”
In effigy, of course.
Effigy? Eff that! Build a gallows on the South Lawn and make it a true celebration of American exceptionalism. Start with Barry and keep going, one at a time. Next one step forward when the prior one’s feet stop twitching. Barry…Erich Von H…Hillary (yes, it’s equality for all!)
Now that’s a festival I’d like to attend!
If you really believe I meant in effigy……
“Effigy” is the scientific name for lighter fluid?
‘cept I mixed up my hanging and my burning!
Not to worry, so long as the bastard quits breathing. And if the Seneca Method for Dispensing Justice below if deployed, all the better.
Hanging is too good for the bastard. Bring back the ax and a very drunk novice executioner.
Wack,chop,woosh…….come back here you bastard I’m not finished yet….hold still and quit bleeding on my new boots!
I’m all for the ‘No virgins for him!’ resolution. Wrapped in fresh pigskins secured with barbed wire, dumped head first into a steel barrel of porcine intestines, top welded on and deposited in the deepest part of the Marianas Trench. It has been known to concentrate other Mustard minds quite wonderfully.
A judicious application of tar and feathers before the departure seems appropriate.
Similar sentiments, a bit more subtle.
source
http://ed-bonderenka.blogspot.com/2014/07/we-need-new-holiday.html
Wonderful graphic- thank you!!!
C-CS
I’m holding out for a firing squad by the U.S. Army Military Police
After all, Barack Hussein Obama is the military’s Commander-In-Chief, so it only stands to reason that if found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by a Courts Martial that he be shot at dawn against the Wall.
This guy says it all:
http://coldfury.com/2014/07/03/finished-part-the-second/
Saw an entry on Pookie’s Toons this morning that had a picture of Islamists waving guns. The caption was “Hey Obama, when are you going to tell the Middle East to stop clinging to their guns and religion?”
For those who don’t already have a link.
http://www.therightreasons.net/index.php?/forum/35-todays-toons/