38 thoughts on “Open house, and some quickies”

1. I found an article purportedly written by Sean Connery back in 2011. He laments how the age of the selfie and self-posting on Facebook by silly young girls/women has turned the entire world into an auditions studio. The photos routinely record Me Me Me having Fun Fun Fun with my equally gorgeous friends, (surreptitiously they’re competitors) so how could you not resist me as a future model? (read:Bond Girl) These silly little tarts mistake the possession of tits and lip-gloss as a qualification which amounts to acting ability it seems. It didn’t take much persuasion to be in agreement with the sentiments.

   • I’d buy the man a beer just for that observation.

     • At home in Scotland he’d prefer a single malt, and while being the “best” James Bond I expect he’d want a vodka martini shaken not stirred?

       • Of course. Silly me.

2. ‘How to clean a house’

   Bring back CMT. Then you will know how to clean, iron and have a shower in 15 seconds.

   • Damn right, Os. Guardian readers would get an attack of the vapours at the very idea, though.

3. God DAMN, it’s a hard life when you don’t know one end of a broom from the other. I imagine they’re slowly starving to death too since neither of them would have Clue One about organising a bowl of cornflakes.

   • Full of sympathy, we are…

     • Speaking of broom handles,lately after dealing with some stupid people in my daily life.I get the overwhelming urge to just go postal on them with a broom handle in similar fashion to this Youtube classic.

       http://youtu.be/maBvWo2Pcmo

       My defense will be “yer onner,it was an allergic reaction to stupid that caused me to do it)

       • Was that a broom handle or a golf club?
         Speaking of offensive women, though…

         https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHwzmKsj3ho

         • Sorry, should have put a BIG language alert on that.

           • We like language, Gregory.

             • Noted!

         • Classy.

           Those kids have no chance. Another generation f**ked up by PC’ness.

           • Yep. They’ll be repulsive snivelling easily-offended little brats by the time they’re 30.

             • Probably thieving as well.

4. Greenshit again.

   http://www.drroyspencer.com/2014/12/greenpeace-desecrates-peru-archeological-sites/

   and

   http://www.drroyspencer.com/2014/12/2014-a-record-warm-year-probably-not/

   “So, why have world governments chosen to rely on surface thermometers, which were never designed for high accuracy, and yet ignore their own high-tech satellite network of calibrated sensors, especially when the satellites also agree with weather balloon data?”

   

   • The answer to that question Robert is…taxes and control.

     • Nobody ever uses the term “Global Warming” now as it was too simple to disprove, but “Climate Change” is the greens’ and their hangers-on’ a bob or two each way. Our bob by the way!

       • Climate change is real, I tell ya! Why, the weather here right now is totally different to what it was at 0430.
         So there.

         • Lord Monckton –

           http://www.wnd.com/2014/12/1-year-from-now-freedom-dies-worldwide/

5. ‘Don’t yell at terrorist suspects, British soldiers are told
   British soldiers have “lost their capability” to interrogate terrorist insurgents because of strict new rules on questioning that even ban shouting in captives’ ears, military chiefs have warned.
   The rules — detailed in court papers obtained by The Telegraph — also prevent military intelligence officers from banging their fists on tables or walls, or using “insulting words” when interrogating a suspect….’
   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/11292578/Dont-yell-at-terrorist-suspects-soldiers-told.html

   • All we need to do is come up with non-abusive interrogation techniques and the lawyers will be happy.
     //

     • Easy. You put them on suicide watch and wake them every ten minutes to make sure they are still alive.

       For their own safety

       • Yes, a favorite technique of the Japanese police, I am told.

     • There are a few shrill, god-awfully ugly harridans on the left that might make them “spill the beans”.

       • *shudders*

   • Identify the source of the rules of engagement and leak that to buddies of his security squad. Buy popcorn.

6. ‘Frantic efforts to save Lima climate change talks
   Main talks suspended as delegates from 190 countries admit there is ‘no consensus’, while frantic efforts have begun to reach some token agreement, but few are optimistic of a quick resolution, if any..’
   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/southamerica/peru/11292469/Frantic-efforts-to-save-Lima-climate-change-talks.html
   

   • Which only proves that they learnt nothing at Copenhagen except that it’s bastard cold up there and we’re never going back again.

     • The next venue will be Hawaii or Tahiti. It’s tough being a climate change activist.

7. ‘New Zealand lawyer David Tong, a civil society observer, is one of 14 young Kiwi observers tracking the negotiations at the United Nations Climate Change Conference…’
   FOURTEEN fucking “observers”?
   And who the hell is paying for that???

   • I suppose these “observers” just stick their heads out the windows every hour or so to see whether it is raining or not. Nearly forgot: YOU are paying for this, bloody decent of you too.

     • Troughing, dishonest bastards.

8. We’re ” stuffed” for the want of an Irish King and a protestant Pope.

9. Well, the left was right…The ACA is a new era in health care

   http://www.wnd.com/2014/12/obamacare-blamed-for-killing-hospitals/

   • ….thus dies the world’s best medical system

     I really feel sorry for the Canadians…where will they go for medical care

     • That’s funny.

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