It’s a Darwinian thing……

20 Responses to It’s a Darwinian thing……

1. Oswald Bastable says:

   February 7, 2015 at 07:55

   I wonder how many of those exploding mortars are from Israeli counter battery fire?

   Or where the propellant has been replaced with C4 and left out for the sand apes to find
   • KG says:

     February 7, 2015 at 08:05

     One does love the versatility of C4.
     • Darin says:

       February 7, 2015 at 13:06

       I need investors for a new invention.An Allah Akbar seeking missile.
       The way it would work is every time one of these apes pops a mortar or fires and RPG the system would listen for “Allah Akbar”,hone in on it and follow it back to the target
2. The Gantt Guy says:

   February 7, 2015 at 08:25

   Y’know, watching that, I was filled with a range of emotions.

   A great big healthy dose of good, old-fashioned Schadenfreude
   Glee that the jabbering monkeys were self-exterminating
   Sorrow that they didn’t take more monkeys with them to meet the virgins

   But also, worry that there are sand-niggers exactly like these in pretty-much every one of our towns and cities, and at some point we’re going to have to go into the pest-control business, lest they turn our civilisation into the stone-age hell they so desire.
   • KG says:

     February 7, 2015 at 08:39

     I’d love to go into the pest control business, Gantt. But the law as it stands protects them, not us.
     • The Gantt Guy says:

       February 7, 2015 at 09:36

       Very true … today. But at some point, attitudes have to change if western civilisation is to survive (yes I know, that’s a bloody big “if”).
3. Cadwallader says:

   February 7, 2015 at 10:08

   Bloody entertaining! I do wonder who the camera-man is in this type of carry-on, and whether he survives?
   • KG says:

     February 7, 2015 at 16:57

     They seem to get blown up as well pretty often, Cad.
     So sad….
4. john says:

   February 7, 2015 at 10:40

   “Jabber jabber jabber, allahu akbar allahu akbar, jabber jabber jabber…”
   Doesn’t anybody say “what the fuck” around here.
5. GW says:

   February 7, 2015 at 10:46

   I wonder what that caused that explosion. My memory of U.S. mortars was that the round had to travel a certain minimum distance from the tube before it would arm. Not that I’m complaining . . . . Allah Ackbar indeed.
6. Oswald Bastable says:

   February 7, 2015 at 11:17

   Two probable reasons above.
7. caleb says:

   February 7, 2015 at 11:52

   Yea, the RPG and Mortars need to twist a certain number of times to arm… old ordinance is dodgy though and Oswald may be onto something
   • KG says:

     February 7, 2015 at 12:36

     ssshhhhh! A muzbot may be reading this. Let’s not spoil a good thing.
8. Ronbo says:

   February 7, 2015 at 12:49

   Do you get paradise and the 72 Virgins if you blow yourself up because you’re too stupid to clean your weapon before you try to shoot it
   • Darin says:

     February 7, 2015 at 12:55

     Ron,if there are 72 virgins,I doubt very seriously they would want anything to do with these dumbasses .

     Virgin-“Oh,so you are the holy martyr Muhammad Salami Cheesdick?”

     “And you died shooting an RPG into the stone wall you were hiding behind?”

     “Get away from me you stupid bastard”
     • john says:

       February 7, 2015 at 14:13

       Don’t worry Darin, I’m sure allah’s a devious old bastard. Those virgins will be as ugly as that bitch the Jordanians hanged the other day.
       • Darin says:

         February 7, 2015 at 14:22

         I was thinking more legs John
9. Oswald Bastable says:

   February 7, 2015 at 13:53

   I can see at least one fail that is probable due to a total lack of maintenance. Let’s keep that one our little secret
   • KG says:

     February 7, 2015 at 16:56

     
10. KG says:

    February 7, 2015 at 16:58

    I’d like to know where Alan’s snack bar is situated.