When the war began, Australia was caught somewhat off guard. True, some $30 billion worth of F-35s were in their hangars, where they spent most of the time, forever on standby to provide photo-op backdrops for ministerial press releases. But other key elements of the national defence weren’t quite so poised to meet their appointed roles. As the enemy threw its blockade about the northern coast, the services answered the call.
From RAAF HQ, the order went out to unleash the Sex Change Wing, which fluttered toward the fray, bomb racks loaded with biodegradable pamphlets warning the enemy that it was facing a morally superior and infinitely more fashionable foe. This tactic had always worked in the past. At Senate hearings, all who questioned the composition and emphasis in the post-modern order of battle had been driven off with aggressive lectures about homophobia and alternative gender choices. But this new enemy was unmoved. The Mardi Gras Squadron was blown out of the sky before it could deliver its payload of rainbow condoms and safe-sex instruction manuals……’
Great stuff – as usual – from Quadrant magazine online
(The photograph accompanying the article is an obscenity which doesn’t belong on this Crusader site.)
CrusaderRabbit
FOR LIBERTY
LOLZ….I shouldn’t laugh but it is soo close to the truth it I had to
“A roadside seminar was convened, the diversity commissar summoned and the delay judged an affirmation of the Army’s emphasis on defending the environment. The tanks, it was agreed, were polluting vehicles and of minimal long-term utility, as they might well defeat a human foe but only at the catastrophic cost of offending Gaia. “Do we need to make another enemy of our planet?”
In Waiouru Training Area we weren’t allowed to dig a hole and shit in it, we had to wait for the portaloos to get delivered. When driving about we had to stay in the tank tracks only and avoid driving on the golden tussocks lest we endanger them.
“At the front, infantry units were in full retreat, prompting fifth-columnists in Canberra to sabotage morale and the war effort. At a meeting of the RSL executive, old soldiers demonstrated their inadequate grasp of modern tactics by decrying the ADF’s long-standing policy of repelling young men infected with testosterone. These were the very people who charge machine-gun nests, take risks and demonstrate initiative under fire, the ancient warriors lamented. “That’s right,” responded Brigadier-General A. Summers, “and that’s why they had to go.” Barracks were “safe spaces, much safer spaces” now that sexist language had been banned, risqué jokes banished and all copies of Playboy shredded.”
I heard something sounding like that from some slack jawed faggott old timer before
http://nominister.blogspot.co.nz/2015/12/well-done-nzdf.html
“And before anyone rushes in with the old hoary of alcohol abuse all I would say is that the consumption of alcohol in the military is but a fraction of what it was in my day …. wet canteens/clubs/messes awash with liquor, doesn’t happen any more.” THE VETERAN
If faggotty old timers like him and the top brass have their way the lads will avoid alcohol like good muslims and consume tea and biscuits on shore leave and not have relations with infidel women
The Veteran is a perfect example of the de-balled traitorous brass that have traded their manhood and betrayed their calling for a lift up the greasy pole of bureaucracy. Scumbags.
All too common I am afraid,same thing going on with the political yes men in the Pentagon.
For sure. I loathe the bastards.
I tried paying my respects in the past to the bloke on account of his Vietnam Veteran status but the way he disrespects other veterans really turned me off the bloke. It also got me thinking.I’m only guessing but the way I figure, he must have stocks in SERCO or something. I asked him but got no response
And I doubt you will. He’s an elderly pompous blowhard who has learned neither humility nor wisdom.