A man knows when he’s getting old when he prefers a good night sleep instead of a wild night out with a hot babe!
Old farmer getting in his truck in the morning spots a Frog sitting on the hood.He gets back out,walks around front and picks the Frog up.
The Frog looks up at him and says “If you kiss me I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
Farmer shakes his head and puts the Frog in his pocket.Little while later he’s driving down the road and the Frog sticks it’s head out his pocket and says “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”
Farmer just looks down and keeps driving,the Frog getting frustrated gets louder “Didn’t you hear me?Why won’t you kiss me?I said I would turn into a beautiful princess!!!!”
Farmer stops the truck,looks down at the Frog and says “Look lady,at my age I have more use for a talking Frog than I do a princess”
well, I got out in the water twice on the weekend…
Not dressed like that, one hopes…
It’s still too bloody cold to go swimming. When it reaches 40+ I’ll consider it.
I did have a light wetsuit top on, not being mad like kids are with water. 19C here, but a bit warmer in near the shore. After swimming and diving in Wellington and Christchurch, getting in the sea is easy here!
After swimming in Wellington and Christchurch, you’ve probably become part-penguin, Oswald.
A woman with a waist! There are not many of those around here.
THAT’s nowhere near (private info)!!!!
Sorry but I stand by my observation. By the way it is nowhere near me too!
Damnitt, I used to be able.
I ain’t as good as I once was,but I’m as good once as I ever was
https://youtu.be/sVmvD2Tjglk
A man knows when he’s getting old when he prefers a good night sleep instead of a wild night out with a hot babe!
Old farmer getting in his truck in the morning spots a Frog sitting on the hood.He gets back out,walks around front and picks the Frog up.
The Frog looks up at him and says “If you kiss me I’ll turn into a beautiful princess!”
Farmer shakes his head and puts the Frog in his pocket.Little while later he’s driving down the road and the Frog sticks it’s head out his pocket and says “Kiss me and I’ll turn into a beautiful princess”
Farmer just looks down and keeps driving,the Frog getting frustrated gets louder “Didn’t you hear me?Why won’t you kiss me?I said I would turn into a beautiful princess!!!!”
Farmer stops the truck,looks down at the Frog and says “Look lady,at my age I have more use for a talking Frog than I do a princess”
well, I got out in the water twice on the weekend…
Not dressed like that, one hopes…
It’s still too bloody cold to go swimming. When it reaches 40+ I’ll consider it.
I did have a light wetsuit top on, not being mad like kids are with water. 19C here, but a bit warmer in near the shore. After swimming and diving in Wellington and Christchurch, getting in the sea is easy here!
After swimming in Wellington and Christchurch, you’ve probably become part-penguin, Oswald.