the Woodpile Report is up

and it’s a beautiful thing. This, on career welfare beneficiaries:
“….It’s here we find the gravitational well for America’s academic standing and the highest incidence of uber-obesity on the planet, although in some slight defense even this is stylized by the women. The walk of choice suggests homage to penguins, legs propelled by pitching them forward with the hips, a pronounced bobbing from side to side, the lower arms deployed like flippers, rowing in rhythmic counterbalance lest they tip over in mid-stride. When encountering them the overall effect is one of being stalked by steam-powered machinery. In response we’re urged to sprinkle their environs with vendors of yuppie-style health foods. How bizarre. Their puzzled disbelief would easily match ours…”