Potential BBC report:

“Last night several hundred far right white terrorists wearing black make up rioted in Tottenham, burning cars, buses, buildings and looting shops in a disgraceful attempt to discredit the law abiding black community” reports our correspondent. “A black MP is calling for justice in the strongest possible terms, and several suspected ‘nationalists’ in the Outer Hebrides have been arrested on suspicion of conspiring to defend themselves and their property.”
(Thanks to Seneca III for that!)