Open house

Posted on October 31, 2011 by KG

I see references to g*lf and j**zz creeping into comments–the world is going to hell in a handbasket. And I just got rid of our Nissan Patrol. Good car, but just too painfully slow. After running an aggressive young prick off the road the other day we decided we need something faster….he got away.

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40 Responses to Open house

  1. mort says:
    October 31, 2011 at 20:06

    Finally someone telling the media what they really think of them
    http://asianinvasion2006.blogspot.com/2011/10/brash-employs-chris-christie-school-of.html

  2. KG says:
    October 31, 2011 at 20:35

    :lol: :lol: beautiful! Thanks Mort.

  3. Darin says:
    October 31, 2011 at 23:13

    Here you go Keith,people on the road WILL give you right of way driving this.

    http://youtu.be/PrJLHXodqD8

    Oh,check the trash again :grin:

  4. Katie says:
    November 1, 2011 at 00:46

    THEY ARE BACK!!!!! I’VE BOMBED AND BOMBED BUT THEY STILL RETURN!!!!

    THEY WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

    TOOK THEIR LEADERS PICTURE: G-D HELP US!

    SEND HELP!!!!
    SEND THE MARINES!!!!!!

  5. Robertvdl says:
    November 1, 2011 at 01:07

    Israel’s new airport security

    TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners.

    http://www.real-science.com/israels-new-airport-security#comment-58951

  6. mawm says:
    November 1, 2011 at 04:16

    we decided we need something faster….

    It’s all about muzzle velocity…………….

  7. KG says:
    November 1, 2011 at 06:37

    “Cats Unbagged” Francis Porretto
    http://www.eternityroad.info/index.php/weblog/single/cats_unbagged/

    The islamists are well and truly out in the open now. No doubt a piss-weak President has helped encourage them, too.

  8. KG says:
    November 1, 2011 at 07:25

    Right–that’s another decision made. A 3.2L turbo diesel Pajero. One owner. Surprisingly quick, for an oil-burner. And -according to the road tests- only BMW’s off-roader handles better.
    http://www.drive.com.au/editorial/articledetail.aspx?ArticleID=7932&vf=1

  9. mara says:
    November 1, 2011 at 08:02

    Katie, my husband had no right to send you a picture of his dear mother, taken on one of her less photogenic days. :mrgreen: oh, and Darin, your solution is noted.

    • Darin says:
      November 1, 2011 at 09:51

      Have you tried just throwing a bucket of water on her?If it doesn’t work,just click your heels together three times while saying “theres no place like home,theres no place like home” :smile:

  11. WAKE UP says:
    November 1, 2011 at 08:14

    KG – I just tried commenting here twice, and it wouldn’t go thru (?) Let’s see if this one does.

  12. WAKE UP says:
    November 1, 2011 at 08:16

    Okay, that worked : here’s what I said:

    I was driving past the golf course on my way to tennis when I suddenly remembered I must go to the jazz concert tonight !

    …Just for you KG :lol: :cool:

  13. WAKE UP says:
    November 1, 2011 at 08:19

    Hey KG, this is interesting! My comments that wouldn’t go through contained the words “zzaj”, “flog” and “sinnet” (spelled backwards there to see if they will get through ;-), in a sentence that I wrote just for fun to tease you – but twice it wouldn’t go. Have you been filtering them words, you clever chap ?!

  14. KG says:
    November 1, 2011 at 08:39

    I checked, and the filter seems to have picked up those words, although it’s no longer set to do so–and I had to manually approve the comment before it would publish.
    (mind you, it took a great effort of will to approve the hated trio!)

  15. Cadwallader says:
    November 1, 2011 at 09:02

    The nearest thing I ever get to incendaries are fireworks. Off out to buy this year’s supplies tomorrow. Guy Fawkes is the only man to have entered parliament with honourable intentions and deserves to be annually acknowledged.

  16. KG says:
    November 1, 2011 at 10:33

    Kiwis ‘poor but happy’
    http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/wellbeing/5887771/Kiwis-poor-but-happy-survey

    Ah yes–I saw that movie too. Happy, rosy-cheeked peasants, dancing in the sunshine, dressed in artfully arranged rags. :mrgreen:

  17. KG says:
    November 1, 2011 at 10:41

    A good insight into the bitter, elitist scumbag posing as the First Lady of America:
    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2011/oct/30/curl-the-very-angry-first-lady/

    • WAKE UP says:
      November 2, 2011 at 13:01

      Some of us have been saying from day One that Michelle is the problem. What a sad little pussy-whipped President.

  19. WebWrat says:
    November 2, 2011 at 17:16

    I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but by turning to religion I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam, and we’re stoning her in the morning!

    The wife suggested I get myself one of those dick enlargers, so I did…. she’s 21 and her name’s Lucy.

    Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting paedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I’m 50. It completely spoilt our 10th anniversary.

    The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay.

    Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said “We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre.”

    My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job.. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before you’re banned from teaching altogether.”

    Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a brick?
    A: The brick doesn’t follow you home after you lay it.

    Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend – Beautiful,
    Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent, Trustworthy, Sensible. Or in other words………….
    B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

    Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Only used it for half an hour as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It does everything – KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot..

    Question – Are there too many immigrants in Britain? 17% said yes; 11% said No; 72% said “I am not understanding the question please.”

    On my Census form there is a question “Do you have any dependants?”
    Apparently putting “Hundreds of Africans, Pakis, Somalians, single mums, Romanians, loafers, smack heads and non English speaking people” isn’t the right answer. They’ve sent my form back!

    Prince William says he doesn’t want the traditional fruit cake at his wedding. Prince Phillip says he doesn’t give a toss, he’s still going.

    I thought the wife would be the ideal candidate for a new TV show.
    Turns out I got it all wrong and the program’s called Fact Hunt.

    The cost of living has now got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries!

    Some bastard’s just pinched a pair of my wife’s knickers off the washing line. She’s not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.

  20. KG says:
    November 2, 2011 at 18:02

    :lol: :lol: Ya nut! Good ones, Wrattie.