Colonel Cathcart made two lists: feathers in his cap and black eyes. Later on he’d find out that what he thought were the former eventually became the latter.
Thus, in 1961, Joseph Heller (Catch 22) described the wizards of Climate Change “Science” to a tee.

Experts question ‘green’ claims for electric vehicles
Too under par bagged them eagles also.

Please don’t hold the golf puns against me. Instead of tee to green, putting the greens on a tee and whacking ’em would begin justice.