bawaahahaha!

‘Britain was forced to rely on new “last resort” measures to keep the lights on for the first time on Wednesday after coal power plants broke down and wind farms produced less than one per cent of required electricity.
…UK wind farms have a theoretical maximum capacity of more than 13,000 megawatts, but produced less than 400 megawatts of power for much of the peak demand period – meeting less than one per cent of the UK’s electricity needs, published data suggests.
…Britain’s 8,000 megawatts of solar panel capacity would also have produced no power during the peak, because it was dark at the time….’
Why don’t they invite Al Gore for a speaking tour? He could provide enough hot air to power the place for a month.

Chinese accounting, idiot Greenoids:

‘The New York Times yesterday reported China has been burning up to 17 per cent more coal a year than the government previously disclosed. Considering the vast scale of China’s annual coal consumption, this is an absolutely gigantic correction.
As analysis by the Times revealed, that 17 per cent correction alone represents around one billion extra tonnes of carbon dioxide every year. To put that figure in a local perspective, China’s coal correction by itself generates nearly twice as much carbon dioxide per year than all Australian industries, factories, motor vehicles, power plants, mines and aircraft combined…’  Link

Col. B. Bunny:

‘Prediction.’
‘..Common sense long ago departed Europe, especially Germany, which is doing its best to foul the European nest. Merkel’s destructive intent is clear to all but the most deluded or compromised.
…This massive influx has revealed Merkel for who she is — a communist functionary in her youth in E. Germany who has brought with her to the chancellorship of Germany a scheme for the revolutionary transformation of Germany, and Europe with it….’

‘South Park Shows How to Defeat the Social-Justice Warriors

The Gawkerization of media demands we care if a celebrity appropriates corn rows in an Instagram picture, and drives clicks through the comments that savage social-media timelines. Sensationalized celebrity media has effectively weaponized itself with the encouragement of a president who believes we should apologize for everything from our professional-sports team names to our ancient crusades. If it all feels overwhelming and exhausting, it’s because there has been very little pushback against any of it….’
Until now.