Taking on 1,500l of diesel…and it gets around one kilometre per litre.
36 thoughts on “Eat yer hearts out, greenies!”
And don’t forget, it’s mostly used to transport cattle, sheep and small lambs to slaughter houses so that we non-vegetarian meat eaters can eat them.
Oh and I’ve never ever heard of them being used to move tofu. Those are mainly done by wimpy, useless Pruis’s.
Oh, and greenies – since my local authority started charging for rubbish collection [and that without any rate reduction] I have taken great pleasure in BURNING all my [non-metalic and non-vegetable] waste. I like to think of it as a burnt offering to Gaia
Nice one Kris, i’ve been mulling over getting myself something to burn stuff in too. Must warm the planet.
I’ll tell Tim Flannery about you, MK. Brother, will you be in BIG trouble!
Can you please throw a few Korans on top!
You say Koran, I say kindling.
I thought it was toilet paper?
Gentlemen. (and KG who should already know this.) Given the scientific PROOF that humungous vehicles appeal to men who are, erm, insecure in the trouser department, may I recommend the following vehicles for your consideration instead. In one of these, there is no doubting what you are.
The Ford KA, The Kandi Coco, or my personal fave, The Reva G Wizz .
I like to be helpful.
Mara, I ride a moped
Kris does your moped have GE Free by 2020 stickers on it
Couldn’t say for sure, Spidey, but I’m pretty certain Kris is GE free now!
Nobody ever talks about vagina size (which is just another example of men’s innate chivalry towards women )
Not quite true Wakey. I think it was our own PM of NZ at blogspot who likened anyone having sex with Moochelle would be “like waving a stick around in a dark cave”.
Better be cheap,steering wheel is on the wrong side
That would have been the clubman version. the proper one, as all works cars would have been LHD see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QXRJu6No4
Too Fast To Race, should be right up your alley, Darin
Pretty neat,too many rules,pretty much to death of anything fun.That first part must have been in Spain,only the country that brought us the running of the Bulls would have that many lunatics standing in the middle of the track
For my money I mostly watch Baja racing,it’s like Rally,but no roads are required http://youtu.be/99bNkhaEsJA
When I had motorcycles, I regarded racing in the streets as the ultimate form of the art. No hay bales, no run-off lanes and unpredictable pop-up obstacles.
Andrei, by an amazing coincidence I know that chap on that monstrous machine. He went to his doctor last week complaining of a problem with his woo woo. He undressed and the doctor, with the aid of strong illumination and a fair degree of patience, eventually located it.
“And what exactly is your problem with it Pete”? asked the doctor. Pete looked a little anxious and replied “It’s swollen Doc.” And on that, my dears, I rest my case.
ROFL!!
It’s no good, guys, Mara has decided that a love of big..stuff..means we’re all under-endowed. And once a woman has made her mind up, she won’t change it for at least ten minutes.
To tell the truth ….. I have to take half a Viagra pill a day so I don’t piss on my boots.
Harry Potter: “I now have a 12 inch dick.”
Herminone: “Did you use your wand, Harry?”
Harry Potter: “No. A bread knife.”
Taking on 1,500l of diesel…and it gets around one kilometre per litre.
And don’t forget, it’s mostly used to transport cattle, sheep and small lambs to slaughter houses so that we non-vegetarian meat eaters can eat them.
Oh and I’ve never ever heard of them being used to move tofu. Those are mainly done by wimpy, useless Pruis’s.
Oh, and greenies – since my local authority started charging for rubbish collection [and that without any rate reduction] I have taken great pleasure in BURNING all my [non-metalic and non-vegetable] waste. I like to think of it as a burnt offering to Gaia
Nice one Kris, i’ve been mulling over getting myself something to burn stuff in too. Must warm the planet.
I’ll tell Tim Flannery about you, MK. Brother, will you be in BIG trouble!
Can you please throw a few Korans on top!
You say Koran, I say kindling.
I thought it was toilet paper?
Gentlemen. (and KG who should already know this.) Given the scientific PROOF that humungous vehicles appeal to men who are, erm, insecure in the trouser department, may I recommend the following vehicles for your consideration instead. In one of these, there is no doubting what you are.
The Ford KA, The Kandi Coco, or my personal fave, The Reva G Wizz .
I like to be helpful.
Mara, I ride a moped
Kris does your moped have GE Free by 2020 stickers on it
Couldn’t say for sure, Spidey, but I’m pretty certain Kris is GE free now!
A turbocharger might fix that http://www.fiat500abarth.us/2011/abarth-seduction-commercial-reaches-1m-views/
So they are saying Italian cars are just like Italian women,moody and temperamental?
Yes i believe so.
Mara – this might help you….
http://www.women24.com/LoveAndSex/SexAndSizzle/Sex-positions-for-small-penises-20100428
Nobody ever talks about vagina size (which is just another example of men’s innate chivalry towards women
)
Not quite true Wakey. I think it was our own PM of NZ at blogspot who likened anyone having sex with Moochelle would be “like waving a stick around in a dark cave”.
6R4? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-mo3zUcY08
Better be cheap,steering wheel is on the wrong side
That would have been the clubman version. the proper one, as all works cars would have been LHD see here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QXRJu6No4
Too Fast To Race, should be right up your alley, Darin
Pretty neat,too many rules,pretty much to death of anything fun.That first part must have been in Spain,only the country that brought us the running of the Bulls would have that many lunatics standing in the middle of the track
For my money I mostly watch Baja racing,it’s like Rally,but no roads are required
http://youtu.be/99bNkhaEsJA
When I had motorcycles, I regarded racing in the streets as the ultimate form of the art. No hay bales, no run-off lanes and unpredictable pop-up obstacles.
Jet powered VW Bug-
http://youtu.be/mJyAA0oPAwE
“How fast can you go when you turn that baby on?”
“It’s hard to say,I just pin the speedo at 140mph,laugh hysterically and hope the cops don’t nail me”
Kris K, on your moped, there is no doubting what you are!
50cc of pure squirt and go
It’s Faaaaabulous!
Where there’s a will there’s also a way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhIjpYFpV40&feature=related
Andrei, by an amazing coincidence I know that chap on that monstrous machine. He went to his doctor last week complaining of a problem with his woo woo. He undressed and the doctor, with the aid of strong illumination and a fair degree of patience, eventually located it.
“And what exactly is your problem with it Pete”? asked the doctor. Pete looked a little anxious and replied “It’s swollen Doc.” And on that, my dears, I rest my case.
ROFL!!
It’s no good, guys, Mara has decided that a love of big..stuff..means we’re all under-endowed. And once a woman has made her mind up, she won’t change it for at least ten minutes.
To tell the truth ….. I have to take half a Viagra pill a day so I don’t piss on my boots.
Harry Potter: “I now have a 12 inch dick.”
Herminone: “Did you use your wand, Harry?”
Harry Potter: “No. A bread knife.”