Open house

Posted on October 19, 2013 by KG

Because it’s 2am and Wabbit has pigs to hunt at dawn. If the wind drops, that is….
Meanwhile, in Australia:
‘SCHOOL funding from federal and state governments doubled over the past two decades but has failed to raise standards in student performance.’
Funny, that. Perhaps the leftist teacher’s union/s could give us a hint why that is?

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37 Responses to Open house

  2. Contempt says:
    October 19, 2013 at 03:39

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/oct/17/pelosi-pork-project-what-difference-does-it-make/
    More “we gotta pass it so’s we knows what in it” from Pelosi. Shore be nice not to have to worry ’bout money, Miss Nancy. :shock:

  3. HarvardPotatoHead says:
    October 19, 2013 at 04:18

    !!!CRNAP!!!*Yours Very Trulilily, HarvardPotatoHead of Harvard University Law School having an Intelligence Quotient greater than the distance from Earth to the next galaxy AND possible***** grassmate of BlackBerry must endeavor 2 state trending analysis re**the latest news re BlackBerry’s Underground Kompound which at this moment is being overflowed with White House beer and legal illegal legals issuing orders undt driving M1 Abrams tanks decorated with Mexican flags and advertisements 4 Carmelita’s Barrio undt Grille where U can STILL fuck her virgin 13 year old sister with the purchase of 6 margaritas featuring complimentary corn chips deep fried in human body fat SO O’Keef’s Seed & Feed Emporium is producing very little income not 2 mention the loud unruly children with moms what all look emaciated with wide white teeth***undt blond hair HS****there is sooo much 2 talk about here lately not to mention the *NEW* renovated bunker featuring a great big lazy boy recliner for BlackBerry with speakers smoothly emanating rap music 24/7 and a fat big bong filled with legal illegal legal grown illegal maryjane kept lit by a bevy of white women slaves with big white teeth that smile permantly highlighted by blond long wavy hair and pale lipgloss on a background of aging skin treated with WD40 2 keep it supple which is why beauticians/cosmotologisses R N hot demand down here!!!!OOOONoNoNo!!!here comes Diplomatic Pouch with her OMG mom Mr Bog Admisninstraitor U got 2 get yvT outta here pls have a nice piece of feral hog cooked and ready YvTrulular ain’t blowin smoke dude Help helphelpppp

    *CRNAP – continuing resolution in African pitter-patter.
    *****Ye results R out on usN being grassmates since even today years later nobody recalls BlackBerry@Harvard.edu
    **re – concerning
    ***which may well be take out and put in water glass overnight dentures which all women on D news shows, horse shows, sports women commen’taters’ on menz sports right down to Nancy Pelosi OMG she look funny up close she visits and yuks it up with Diplomatic pouch who is “overseeing” the Kompound Tunnel drilled laterally over to our 56-57th Steaks what is nearing completion with labor freely provided by white Christian veteran males captured in the latest round-up on the Mall more later re this eventular

  4. Contempt says:
    October 19, 2013 at 04:24

    :roll: Harvard is pretty windy today but otherwise, I get it.

    • Ronbo says:
      October 19, 2013 at 08:43

      THE DUKE :!:

      You’d be surprised how many fans John Wayne has in the younger generation thanks to cable TV :!:

      My favorite movie of was “Fort Apache” where he played the squared away cavalry captain whose sage advice was ignored by his glory seeking colonel played by Henry Fonda…The scene where the about 1,000 blood thirsty Apaches ride down on him standing there all alone and unafraid was a great scene.

      John Wayne is immortal.

  6. KG says:
    October 19, 2013 at 09:31

    I’m looking for a video clip of that scene, Ronbo. No luck so far.

  7. KG says:
    October 19, 2013 at 11:14

    aha! Good one, Wrattie. Thank you.

  8. Darin says:
    October 19, 2013 at 11:57

    Dr John-When the saints go marching in :cool:

    http://youtu.be/8KRcyduODa8

  9. WebWrat says:
    October 19, 2013 at 16:54

    Communist Karl Marx Endorsed by Obama as the Next President?
    Fuck me :!: There’s some thick pricks around :!: :!:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O0azojPPRhw

    • mawm says:
      October 19, 2013 at 17:26

      They almost to a man looked as if they didn’t listen to a word that was said. I wonder how many times Mickey Mouse signed that piece of paper? Still thick as….

  10. KG says:
    October 19, 2013 at 17:48

    But perfect foot soldiers for electoral fraud..

  11. mawm says:
    October 19, 2013 at 17:55

    The elixir for eternal youth………. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_cool.gif

    http://www.menshealth.com/sex-md/sex-health-benefits

    • KG says:
      October 19, 2013 at 18:21

      And if it turns out not to be, the research was enjoyable. :grin:
      We need a massive grant to study this in more…ummm..depth.

  12. Darin says:
    October 19, 2013 at 22:35

    Bob and Tim meet up at the corner store for coffee every morning.One morning Bob shows up pulling his john boat behind his truck.Tim walks over and sees a whole pile of Ducktape in the boat,so he asks Bob what he’s doing with all that.

    Bob says “I’m going Duck hunting and I need the Ducktape to catch me some Ducks”
    Tim says “oh man,now I have heard some industrial grade Bull shit,you had better bring a shotgun,because there is no way your getting any Ducks that way”
    Bob tells him “don’t believe me? be here this afternoon.”Afternoon rolls around and here comes Bob with his truck loaded down with Ducks.Tim says”well seeing is beliving”

    Next day Bob shows up again,this time his boat is full of Nutrasweet.Tim says “what are you going for today with all that shit?”Bob says “I’m going for Nutria Rats so I got me some Nutrasweet”Tim says “oh,brother,no way in hell is that going to work”Bob says”okay be here this afternoon,you’ll see”.Afternoon rolls around and sure enough,here comes Bob with hs truck loaded down with Nutria.”well I’ll be dammed”says Tim.

    Friday rolls around and here come Bob again,Tim looks in his truck and asks “what’s that big pile of sticks you got in there?”Bob says “Pussy Willow branches”

    Tim says “wait here,I’ll get my coat I’m going with you” :mrgreen:

      • Darin says:
        October 20, 2013 at 11:58

        Adapted from a Boudreaux and Thibodeaux joke,but I wasn’t going to type Boudreaux and Thibodeaux that many times :mrgreen:

        • KG says:
          October 20, 2013 at 13:53

          :shock: You have Cajun piss-taking jokes?

          • Darin says:
            October 20, 2013 at 14:50

            Thousands of them :mrgreen:

            Boudreaux goes to the doctor and tells the doc-“Doc,I am in a bad way,I think I might be dyin I’m in pain”

            Doc says “Well Boudreaux,where does it hurt?”

            “All over says Boudreaux,everywhere I touch myself with my finger it hurts bad”

            So the doc checks him out,runs some tests and tells him”Boudreaux,I got good news and bad news”
            “Da good news is your not dyin,Da bad news is you got a broken finger”

            ——————————
            Man on his way cross country breaks down along a Bayou country road.Not seeing any other cars on the road he takes off walking.

            A couple miles down the road he spots a strange sight.He see six Cajuns standing on each others shoulders balancing a tape measure in one hand an a telephone pole in the other.
            He asks the Cajun on the bottom-“Excuse me for asking,but wouldn’t it be easier to measure the length of that pole with it laying down?”

            The Cajun replied-“Well it would be,but we already know how long it is,now we are trying to figure out how tall it is”

  16. KG says:
    October 20, 2013 at 14:55

    Hmmmm…those Cajun jokes would work just as well as Irish jokes. http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_mail.gif

  17. KG says:
    October 20, 2013 at 17:35

    :shock: WTF! :shock:

    ‘After the shutdown fiasco, are women the only people to be trusted to run America?’

    http://swampland.time.com/2013/10/16/women-are-the-only-adults-left-in-washington/?ico=home^editors_choice

    • pascal says:
      October 20, 2013 at 17:44

      That’s a Time Magazine headline. There is an explanation overlooked by Founding Father lionizers you know.
      Oops — Sorry.

      • KG says:
        October 20, 2013 at 20:16

        From your link:
        “…It has happened that the fourth estate has become the propaganda arm of one party, and they use that power to be kingmakers on almost every level. I will go Pascal one better-or maybe two- and state that the kingmakers have also helped birth a corrupt and insanely powerful organized labor, which provides the muscle that the mere words of the fourth estate lack, and an educational system which indoctrinates from an early age to make the job of the media and unions that much easier. The left cannot win elections without lying about what they do and who they are, and they cannot get sane people to believe their lies unless they educate them from the ground up to buy the lies. ..”
        http://falfn.com/CrusaderRabbit/wp-content/plugins/wp-monalisa/icons/wpml_good.gif

  18. KG says:
    October 20, 2013 at 22:53

    N.Z. Again:
    ‘A woman has been arrested after a French tourist was pistol-whipped in an attack on a couple in Napier last night.

    The couple, both aged 22, were in their van in a carpark on Whakarire Ave at the end of Westshore Beach when they were approached by a man and woman, described as Maori, who asked for a cigarette lighter at about 10.45pm.’

  19. KG says:
    October 20, 2013 at 22:57

    Aiding the enemy:
    ‘US quietly releasing $1.6B in Pakistan assistance’

  20. KG says:
    October 20, 2013 at 23:18

    ‘U.S. Marines training al-Qaeda-linked Syrian jihadists in Saudi Arabia
    Twelve years after 9/11, the U.S. has changed sides. The Long War Journal reported on June 29 that the Al Nusrah Front for the People of the Levant, which is “al Qaeda’s affiliate in Syria,” has “cooperated with Free Syrian Army units to establish sharia, or Islamic law, in Aleppo and in eastern Syria.” What is the Free Syrian Army? The “moderates” whom we are training and to whom we are giving weapons: “the US government is backing the Free Syrian Army despite the group’s known ties to the Al Nusrah Front.”…’
    http://www.jihadwatch.org/2013/10/us-marines-training-al-qaeda-linked-syrian-jihadists-in-saudi-arabia.html

    IS IT “HIGH CRIMES AND MISDEMEANORS” YET?

    • Darin says:
      October 20, 2013 at 23:26

      We are well past high crimes and misdemeanors,full on treason is more like it and sadly no one will hold the muslin boy king accountable.

      • KG says:
        October 20, 2013 at 23:33

        No, they won’t.
        A combination of cowardice, apathy, misinformation and self-interest will see to that. :evil:

  21. KG says:
    October 21, 2013 at 00:38

    ‘More 18-24 year old access Facebook than watch ABC, CBS, NBC and Fox combined.

    Read more: http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2013/10/the_most_depressing_statistic_of_the_week.html#ixzz2iGkOgQNq

    Explains a lot….

  22. KG says:
    October 21, 2013 at 01:15

    ‘QUEENSLAND abattoirs are being slugged thousands of dollars a month through a religious levy on meat exports so powerful Muslim clerics in Jakarta can raise money for Islamic schools and mosques.

    The Halal certification fees can cost some meat processors up to $27,000 a month.

    The Indonesian Council of Ulama (MUI), the top Islamic body which orders fatwa religious rulings, has even banned a Brisbane business from operating – because it was not charging Queensland abattoirs enough to give the religious tick-off to export meat.

    The scandal has stopped most of Queensland’s Halal meat exports to Indonesia, as angry abattoir operators boycott the more expensive Halal certifiers endorsed by the MUI.

    Australian companies that certify meat as Halal, or legal under Islamic law, must be accredited with Indonesia’s MUI – which approves just one certifier per state or territory.

    The MUI has suspended Brisbane based Australian Halal Food Services (AHFS) for engaging in “unfair competition” that could “weaken (the) Halal certification movement”.

    Certifiers must donate a share of their revenue to mosques and Islamic schools…’