“All Australians need grog restrictions”
‘Aboriginal Frank Shadforth says Australia’s in the grip of a national alcohol crisis..’
What Australia’s in “the grip of” is a surfeit of do–gooder knee-jerk nannies. The vast majority of people drink moderately and don’t get pissed and violent. Why the HELL should we face restrictions because idiots and scumbags can’t handle their drink?

‘Softly-spoken pensioner Marlene Bothge seems an unlikely owner of a 200,000-volt stun gun, but after her neighbours stole the light bulbs from the corridor of the seven-storey tower block in which she used to live, she no longer felt safe without it.
‘I am sad it has come to this’, she says. ‘This is a weapon young people carry, not 65-year-old women. I should not feel threatened in my own home.’….’

What a load of pretentious, ill-informed knee-jerk bollocks.
It’s not worth even beginning to pull this bullshit apart.

Will somebody please take this pitiful bitch to a vet and have her dealt with?
‘Cupcakes With Army Soldiers Get Kid In Hot Water At School’
No, I’m not imagining it–this lunatic tripe comes overwhelmingly from female teachers. The whole PC/”sensitivity”/multiculti virus would never have infected the West without the influence of women, in their mad quest for the unicorn of absolute safety and security. *spit*

 ‘These are truly perilous times in America.  The recent government attack on the Second Amendment has only outraged the America public and bolstered the grim determination of gun owners across America to stand fast and fight.
The plain truth is — if the MsM doesn’t soon snap out of their love-lorn stupor for Obama they will find themselves running off single sheet broadsides on hand-cranked mimeograph machines in the corner of a darkened basement concealed from government agents searching diligently in the “round about” for them.
Think I’m overdoing it, over-thinking it ?  Just watch — and wait.’

‘…Orwell had it right: there is no more critical undertaking than to restore clarity to political speech in our time, lest we be weasel-worded into marching, six abreast and singing the national anthem, into cheerfully decorated cells custom-tailored to our delusions, where we will be encouraged to prattle brightly to one another about how wonderful it is to be free.’     from ‘Inappropriate’
Seems to me that the majority of people are comfortably ensconced in those cells already….

‘ONE brave senior constable stands his ground as the heavily tattooed man strides towards him, a gun tucked behind his back…’

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Just kidding–the real headline is:
‘Belgian Man Sentenced to 4 Months in Jail for Tearing Koran‘
Are we there yet?

An obituary. Rest in peace, soldier.